Live Chat & Podcast at 1:00PM Eastern on Sunday!
There's no such thing as a stupid question, but they're the easiest to answer.
JoinTour
Login
Search
Thread Games & Arcade Discussion
Tag Cloud
access acer asus bios bsod crash desktop driver drivers error ethernet excel freeze games gaming hard drive hardware hdmi internet laptop malware memory missing monitor motherboard network printer problem ram random registry router slow software sound trojan ubuntu 11.10 uninstall usb video virus vista wifi windows windows 7 windows 7 32 bit windows 7 64 bit windows xp wireless xbox
Search
Search for:
Tech Support Guy Forums > Community > Thread Games & Arcade Discussion >
New Joke / Humor thread #6

Reply  
Thread Tools
Davec's Avatar
Davec has a Photo Album
Distinguished Member with 4,402 posts.
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Roseburg, OR USA
Experience: Intermediate
15-Jun-2009, 05:31 PM #1921
My sister was busy getting ready to host our entire family for Easter. On her to-do list was a hair appointment for her daughter. "So, Katie," said the stylist as the little girl got up in the chair, "who's coming to your house this weekend with big ears and floppy feet?"

Katie replied, "I think it's my uncle Brian."
__________________
"If you yell at a cat, you're the one who is making a fool of yourself." - Unknown
Farmgirl22's Avatar
Computer Specs
Distinguished Member with 7,203 posts.
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In a void...
Experience: Intermediate
15-Jun-2009, 05:56 PM #1922
Cat Yodeling (Extended version w/Polka)
Cat Yodeling...Watch out for "Inga's boobies"....
Farmgirl22's Avatar
Computer Specs
Distinguished Member with 7,203 posts.
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In a void...
Experience: Intermediate
15-Jun-2009, 06:04 PM #1923
Yeah, it's another one....Ginger Cat for President! (I'd vote for her in 2012! )
Davec's Avatar
Davec has a Photo Album
Distinguished Member with 4,402 posts.
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Roseburg, OR USA
Experience: Intermediate
15-Jun-2009, 06:51 PM #1924
When I went inside the station to pay for my tank of gas, I noticed a sign asking patrons to tell the cashier the number of their pump. Even though I was the only customer, I decided to be silly and tell him anyway. "I'm Number One," I announced.

He smiled. "Well, now. Looks like those motivational tapes are really working for you."
__________________
"If you yell at a cat, you're the one who is making a fool of yourself." - Unknown
franca's Avatar
Distinguished Member with 28,949 posts.
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Vancouver British Columbia
16-Jun-2009, 03:35 PM #1925
HOW do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow.
lexmarks567's Avatar
Computer Specs
Distinguished Member with 17,500 posts.
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Warren MI
Experience: Intermediate
17-Jun-2009, 12:52 AM #1926
A middle eastern king was down on his money and began to sell off his valuables. The last of these was the Star of the Euphrates, at that time the most valuable diamond in existence. He went to a pawnbroker who offered him 100,000 rials for it. "Are you crazy?", said the king. "I paid one million rials for this gem! Don't you know who I am?"

The pawnbroker replied, "When you wish to pawn a star, makes no difference who you are."
__________________
I drive the speed limit don't like it call the police.
My new site
lexmarks567's Avatar
Computer Specs
Distinguished Member with 17,500 posts.
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Warren MI
Experience: Intermediate
17-Jun-2009, 12:54 AM #1927
* What do you call epileptic lettuce?
* Seizure salad.
HiddinK's Avatar
Computer Specs
Junior Member with 1 posts.
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Experience: Beginner
17-Jun-2009, 03:56 AM #1928
Quote:
Originally Posted by twinofangelize56 View Post
Divorce vs. Murder


A nice, calm, respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I will lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband at a fancy restaurant, having dinner with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

LOL
Attached Thumbnails
New Joke / Humor thread #6-1219939716124op6.jpg   New Joke / Humor thread #6-e4b20f86ff4fbf2e911b076c9f5c0b42.jpg   New Joke / Humor thread #6-3cf852556b1c555657123eb466818990.gif  
RootbeaR's Avatar
Computer Specs
Distinguished Member with 4,606 posts.
 
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Ontario, Canada
Experience: Getting it
17-Jun-2009, 11:06 AM #1929
Quote:
Originally Posted by lexmarks567 View Post
"My Failed Attempt to Return a Broken ‘Comfort Wipe’"
http://www.cracked.com/blog/call-cen...a-comfort-wipe
franca's Avatar
Distinguished Member with 28,949 posts.
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Vancouver British Columbia
17-Jun-2009, 03:53 PM #1930
KNOCK, knock. Who's there?

The world's stupidest burglar.
Davec's Avatar
Davec has a Photo Album
Distinguished Member with 4,402 posts.
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Roseburg, OR USA
Experience: Intermediate
18-Jun-2009, 06:06 PM #1931
Neighbors of ours had a terrible disagreement over a patio they wanted for their backyard. The wife had rather grand ideas, while the husband wanted costs kept to a minimum. The wife won out, and the construction bill climbed higher and higher.

I dropped by one day, when the patio was near completion, and was surprised to find the husband smiling from ear to ear as the workmen smoothed over the surface. I remarked how nice it was to see a grin replace the frown he had been wearing lately.

“You see where they’re smoothing that cement?” he replied. “I just threw my wife’s credit cards in there.”
__________________
"If you yell at a cat, you're the one who is making a fool of yourself." - Unknown
Davec's Avatar
Davec has a Photo Album
Distinguished Member with 4,402 posts.
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Roseburg, OR USA
Experience: Intermediate
18-Jun-2009, 07:50 PM #1932
My son, Scott, an insurance broker in Florida, loves ocean fishing and takes his cell phone along on the boat. One morning we were drifting about ten miles offshore as Scott discussed business on the phone. Suddenly his rod bent double, and the reel screamed as line poured off the spool.

Scott was master of the situation. "Pardon me," he told his customer calmly. "I have a call on another line."
__________________
"If you yell at a cat, you're the one who is making a fool of yourself." - Unknown
Davec's Avatar
Davec has a Photo Album
Distinguished Member with 4,402 posts.
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Roseburg, OR USA
Experience: Intermediate
18-Jun-2009, 07:53 PM #1933
Over the years I have heard my share of strange questions and silly comments from people who call the computer software company where I work as a tech support telephone operator. But one day I realized how absurd things can sound on the other end of the line when I heard myself say to one caller, "Yes, sir, you must first upgrade your download software in order to download our upgrade software."
__________________
"If you yell at a cat, you're the one who is making a fool of yourself." - Unknown
Davec's Avatar
Davec has a Photo Album
Distinguished Member with 4,402 posts.
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Roseburg, OR USA
Experience: Intermediate
18-Jun-2009, 08:53 PM #1934
On a recent trip to the post office, I took a few minutes to read the notices posted on the public bulletin board in the lobby. One in particular caught my eye.

It read “Lost in post-office parking lot, small boa constrictor, family pet, will not attack. Reward.”

Below the notice someone had written, in what appeared to be very shaky handwriting: “Please, would you mind posting another notice when you find your boa? Thank you.”
__________________
"If you yell at a cat, you're the one who is making a fool of yourself." - Unknown
franca's Avatar
Distinguished Member with 28,949 posts.
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Vancouver British Columbia
18-Jun-2009, 09:40 PM #1935
WHAT do you call a man with no shins? Toe-knee.
Reply

Search Tech Support Guy

Find the solution to your
computer problem!




Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
WELCOME TO TECH SUPPORT GUY! Are you looking for the solution to your computer problem? Join our site today to ask your question -- for free! Our site is run completely by volunteers who want to help you solve your computer problems. See our Welcome Guide to get started.
Thread Tools



Facebook Facebook Twitter Twitter TechGuy.tv TechGuy.tv Mobile TSG Mobile
You Are Using:
Server ID
Advertisements do not imply our endorsement of that product or service.
All times are GMT -4. The time now is 03:41 AM.
Copyright © 1996 - 2011 TechGuy, Inc. All rights reserved.

Powered by Cermak Technologies, Inc.