[JustJudy]

"You've come a long way baby!" - Virginia slims



"Does she or doesn't she?"

[jvalley]

Clairol

"I'd walk a mile for a ****."

[cwwozniak]

Camel cigarettes

"The Happiest Place on Earth"

[joenmt]

"The Happiest Place On Earth"-Disneyland






"The Light Beer of Broadway Fame"

[JustJudy]

Piels Beer



"you're soaking in it"

[joenmt]

Palmolive Detergent





"Look you're best while you wear our least"

[jvalley]

Jockey Shorts

"If man were meant to fly, God would have lowered the fares."

[cwwozniak]

American Coach Lines
Not sure if they ever ran any kind of a national ad campaign though since they seem to only operate in the southeastern states (http://www.americancoachlines.com/directory.html)

"Don't get mad! Get **** !"

[JustJudy]

"Don't get mad! Get **** !" Glad



"My balogna has a first name, it's *****, my bologna has a 2nd name it's *****............."

(there's more, but I don't think you want me to "sing" the whole thing ).

[cwwozniak]

O - S - C - A - R ... M - A - Y - E - R spells Oscar Mayer.

"Bring out the ******** and bring & out the Best!"

[JustJudy]

Hellman's



"It's the Real thing"

[cwwozniak]

Coca -Cola (Coke) is the Real Thing.

"It keeps going, and going, and going..."

[JustJudy]

Energizer!


"Let your fingers do the walking"

[joenmt]

Yellow Pages







"There's something about an ____ _____ man"

[JustJudy]

Aqua Velva


"Now I don't wear ****** **** panty hose, but if they can make my legs look good, think what they can do for yours!"

What kind of panty hose and who was it that was wearing them that said that?