Just kidding.

After finding IE, AIM, and My Computer properties to work, I installed the Windows updates that had downloaded while I was running the scan, and on restart I couldn't download an email attachment, and I checked again to find IE, AIM, and My Computer properties not working again.
I ran HouseCall once more and it only found internet cookies. Still couldn't open IE. I'm rerunning it now, because it recommends that you re-run it any time it finds something, but I doubt anything will change and am looking for other options. I'd really like to not have to wipe my hard drive and reinstall Windows. I'm also worried that I would accidentally back up and copy back whatever the problem is.
Any suggestions?