Loche! How the heck are ya?! Long time no hear. Sorry to hear about your work status. Do you do contract/consulting work for Access or Excel? If so I can hook you up with a guy and get work pretty easily. He always has a steady flow. Let me know if you want his contact info. He's a great guy and very fair. I've done work for him and am doing training for him now.
And since the twins we haven't had anymore. You do know about the twins, right?
Good answer on your post 8/25. You quoted some of my favorites sites. I also like Access and database stuff. Hate statistics though. I think of it more as 'show the people what my employer want them to know'. No offense. It can be a great talent.