Well it happens now and then, that odd clash of forces at work that come together at just the wrong time.
Yesterday, was going to grill a ribeye steak but it started raining sooner than expected, rained all night ending in icy precip, the deck becomes slippery.
Put the steak back in the freezer (prolly not a good idea, but it's well wrapped and in a vacuum sealer bag.
So I'd made some tuna salad for a sandwich earlier, was going to finish it for dinner while watching TV. Made a nice little platter.
Then the forces of gravity, timing, spastic legs and arms, an unbalanced tray (there was probably an earthquake too
) and just when sitting down, all the food did an upside down face splat into the carpet
It didn't look as pretty on the carpet as it did in the plate.
Half an hour later I'd cleaned up pretty well, but had lost my appetite....
Had that been my steak that plopped, might well have used the five second rule
Hey Ho and so it goes...