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Trump - Laugh of the Day

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Orange Mussolini believes his approval ratings would be 75+% without Mueller's "Witch Hunt" !!

https://thehill.com/homenews/admini...al-rating-would-be-75-percent-without-mueller

I was so happy I had finished my coffee for the day before reading this missive. So much that pours forth from his mouth is laughable, unfortunately sad at the same time. It is a crying shame that we are inflicted with this infestation from a slime ball.

Please feel free to add your own Orange readings and experience to this thread.
 
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Trump has changed his mind about giving a State of the Union report.

He's now refusing to tell us how bad it's getting since he's shut down an important portion of the government..

Trump: I will wait until 'Shutdown is over' to give State of the Union in the House

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2019/01/23/donald-trump-state-of-the-union/2655940002/

Just saying.... it's the policy of the US government not to compromise with terrorists. :cool:
That wall might never get built :cool: :cool:

If new Presidential campaigning starts effectively right after an election, I wonder how long Trump can keep up his attempts of extortion?
Primaries are less than 2 years away :D
 
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"The walls that we are building are not medieval walls. They are smart walls designed to meet the needs of front-line border agents and are operationally effective," Trump said. "We do not need 2,000 miles of concrete wall from sea to shining sea, we never did, we never proposed that."
He did propose that, however. Many times. "

What happened to the great deal maker???? "The Art of the Deal" and Turnip's deal making seem somewhat diminished or were a "phallacy" from the gitgo. :ROFLMAO:
 
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Well, there is fallacy, then there is phallacy, both of which is applicable to our Orange Mussolini of Small Hands.:eek:
 
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I think not....it's another reason not to believe the politics of the alt-right Nationalist movement.
No Christian is going to support the wickedness coming out of the Trump Administration ........and that exempts hypocrites claiming to be evangelical.
 
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About Trump's closeness to God and Jesus Christ:

This popped up in Huff Post.

A Former Pastor Of Trump's Church Says He Never Saw Him There
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entr...w-trump-at-church_us_5c51f51ee4b04f8645c728a8

....as Trump's former pastor noted, in any case, the president can't exactly speak with much authority on the subject.

Pastor David Lewicki responded to Trump's tweet on Tuesday morning, explaining how he served as a pastor at New York City's Marble Collegiate Church for about five years in the mid-aughts.

Despite being on the member rolls, Trump never showed. Not to Bible study ― and not even to a service, according to Lewicki.

"I assure you, he had the 'option' to come to Bible study. He never 'opted' in," Lewicki wrote. "Nor did he ever actually enter the church doors. Not one time."
"Nor did he ever actually enter the church doors. Not one time."

:rolleyes: :D

I am shocked. Just shocked, I'm telling you!!!

LOL!
 
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Putin smiles, and I LMAO. Exactly why I believe religion is charlatan based crapola.
 
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Indeed, much of 'religion' is exactly that.
Groups take a basic morality and configure it to their own purposes which contradict the original intent.

From imposing 'creationist beliefs' into scientific education to ruling politically......religious charlatans have existed probably since fire was invented.
 
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Well, the idiot did it!! So much for the great negotiator and deal maker. Must declare a national emergency in an attempt to get his phallic symbol wall. The reptilians will rue this day in the future when the left retakes congress and presidency.
 
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One political truth is: You Can't Please Everyone :D

And it's Ann Coulter's turn to spout off.

Ann Coulter Fires Back at Trump: 'The Only National Emergency Is That Our President Is an Idiot'

https://www.thedailybeast.com/ann-c...l-emergency-is-that-our-president-is-an-idiot

Looks like Reptilian Annie isn't pleased :D

she said she didn't need a Tarot card reader to know that Trump would "totally f-over his base."

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Coulter predicted that the courts will use the bill Trump just signed to block him from building the wall, once again calling him a "lazy" and "incompetent" president who is surrounded by "absolute morons" like Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump.
I'll take that as a signal not all is 'right' in the land of right wingnut extremists ;)
 
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Looks like Reptilian Annie may only be the tip of an iceberg to Trump's Titanic ego:

'I didn't need to do this.' Critics say Trump quote undercuts national emergency for border wall
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news...quote-undercuts-move-critics-says/2881619002/

LOL!

Thirty minutes into an off-the-cuff defense of his decision to declare a national emergency to help build his border wall, President Donald Trump made an admission that may have handed ammunition to legal opponents of the move.

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"I could do the wall over a longer period of time. I didn't need to do this," Trump told reporters gathered in the White House Rose Garden on Friday, shortly before he signed a proclamation declaring the emergency. "But I'd rather do it much faster."
comment by George Conway ( hubby of you know who ;) )
This quote should be the first sentence of the first paragraph of every complaint filed this afternoon.
'My Fish is this Big'

 
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I could have posted this in the News thread or even the Trump Term of Office, but while it entails news-worthiness, it's also intense perverse dark humor, so here it is:

Trump's New Defense: Congress Can't Investigate Because There Are Too Many Crimes
:D
http://nymag.com/intelligencer/2019/02/trump-so-many-crimes-investigate-congress-russia-mueller.html

And this comes at a time when Trump has been trying desperately to play the libel card so we won't hear or know what he's been up to:

Trump Renews Pledge to 'Take a Strong Look' at Libel Laws
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/01/10/business/media/trump-libel-laws.html

Which is ironic considering how much he's libeled practically any and every one that has disagreed with him or he sees as an impediment to his goals.
 
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Turnip says Puerto Rico leaders are “crazed and incompetent.” :eek:

If ever there was a kettle calling the pot black situation, this is it.:(
 
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It's mostly just putting up with the KKK, Neo Nazis, National Socialists and a host of minions supporting a malevolent opportunist.

Perhaps you forgotten the mo of MO ( :D ) used to be that of a (shudder) Liberal Democrat ( really ;) )and even did a tour through a Federal Court for racial discrimination involving his apartments back in the 1970's and was found guilty along with his father, who wasn't born in Germany as Donald claimed.

Yeah, you're running with a 'winner' :D
 
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