1,000,000 dollar keyboard


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Feb 19, 2003
Key Tronic E05305US205-C 104-Key Keyboard Win95 PS/2 L-Shape Enter Key
Price: $1,000,000.00


For 1 MILLION BUCKS, this is the best keyboard money can buy, September 19, 2003
Reviewer: quinto98 from Chicago, IL USA
Trust me, I've had tons of keyboards in my lifetime -- but never have I come across such a pristine gathering of 104 keys. I'm typing on it right now and let me tell you, this is the best investment I've ever maid. Sure $1,000,000.00 sounds like a lot. I know. I had to sell my 24 story building in Chicago and get rid of my yacht to pickup this puppy, but it was all the worth while. I see it as an investment and you should too. Sell everything you own to buy from Amazon.com, I did and I couldn't be happier.

Best.Anything.Ever, September 19, 2003
Reviewer: An electronics fan from San Diego, CA United States
I purchased this keyboard on a whim and man was it the best million I've ever spent. THIS KEYBOARD CURES CANCER. It has a button on it that summons Jesus to come and talk to you. WARNING: Don't play BF1942 with Jesus; has the walk-on-water hack. He can also fly and see through walls. This Keyboard changes the oil in your car and makes a killer rump roast. It can also potty train your dog and your kids while serving up SoftServe ice cream (vanilla only as of this writing).

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