50 things to do in an elevator:

PCG342

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Something I got in an e-mail. Still pretty funny. Especially since I've done a few...

1. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, and then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

2. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

3. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

4. Do Tai Chi exercises.

5. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

6. Meow occasionally.

7. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

8. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.

9. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

10. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

11. Ask if you can push the button for other people, then push the wrong ones.

12. Drop a pen, and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, and then scream, "That's mine!!"

13. Bring a camera, and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

14. Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.

15. Call out "GROUP HUG!!" then enforce it.

16. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

17. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

18. Shave.

19. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

21. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"

22. Play the accordion.

23. Say, "Ding!" at each floor.

24. Lean against the button panel.

25. Say, "I wonder what all these do?" and then push ALL the red buttons.

26. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

27. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

28. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, motion sickness!"

29. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.

30. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends

31. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

32. Leave a box between the doors.

33. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.

34. Start a sing-along.

35. Bring a chair along.

36. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.

37. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."

38. Petend to get your leg stuck in the door as it closes

39. Set out a picnic set on the floor and suggest to the other passengers to join you in afternoon tea

40. Say you have just won the lottery and you are on your way to collect your winnings. See how many people are listening to you.

41. Act surprised when it starts to move and say "THE GROUND IS FALLING!"

42. On entering, ask the passengers if they want to be your friend. Burst into tears if they say no.

43. Take your shoes off before entering; Look shocked and disgusted when the others don’t

44. Teach the people French. Don’t let them leave till they get it right

45. Try break dancing
46. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

47. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who Wants to Be a Millionaire' style “Is that your final answer?”

48. Point a fire extinguisher at the door as it opens and a passenger tries to enter, "ready, aim," and bend the nozzle round and cover yourself with foam.

49. Whistle the first 7 notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

50. Sell Girl Scout Cookies.
 

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Fantastic! Laughed so much in the office they've taken me away again!!!

Richard
 
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Walk into elevator and comment on "how small this room is". Act surprised and frightened when it starts to move. Rolling up into fetal position in corner is optional but recommended.
 
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PCG342 said:
Something I got in an e-mail. Still pretty funny. Especially since I've done a few...
Which "few":confused: :p

My personal favorite on the list:
15. Call out "GROUP HUG!!" then enforce it. (y)
 
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I didn't see "have sex" which would be No. 1 on Mulder's list--and of course No. 1 on the list of any chick that happens to have been lucky enough to get on the same elevator with Mulder! :cool:
 

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Mulder said:
I didn't see "have sex" which would be No. 1 on Mulder's list--and of course No. 1 on the list of any chick that happens to have been lucky enough to get on the same elevator with Mulder! :cool:
Going up? :p :D
 

angelize56

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Donna said:
Think i will take the stairs
i can do with the exercise:D
Hi Donna! :D You just inadvertently created an opening for Mulder! :D
 
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angelize56 said:
Hi Donna! :D You just inadvertently created an opening for Mulder! :D
i did ????
I though better to be safe than sorry...:) i have very little self control :D
 

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Mulder said:
You ladies would be going up AND down! :cool:
no Mulder...:D .i am only going in one direction if ever find myself in an elevator with you:eek: ...that would be OUT....:eek: :p ;) :D




:p :p :p ;) :D
 

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