A job offer for the ages!

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I received this tempting job offer this morning. I'm having a hard time trying to decide on whether or not to apply ... ;-)

What a great day,

The up-to-date position for Bundle Warden for our logistics association was established. Our business offers a respectable payment and instructional bale to make you as a participant of our business' increasing & intensely efficient fellowship.
We have found UR contact channel on the CareerBuilder online spot 'n' think over that yours experience could be interesting for the business. If you’re aroused about our comradeship's function, would you be so kind to e-mail our partnership so our company's staff chiefs could be capable to unveil you more precise position's description.

Paycheck: $4,000 a month.

An appointment is for operators which show their interest to perform their work from home. If you may materially reside inside of yours dwelling from nine AM ending with five PM, ye would make currency. The cornerstone of our non-office position is to proceed with consignments. What is included into yours straight accountabilities: get packs from some one sender, make another pack for them according our concern's guide, 'n' to dispatch ones to else destinations. Ya'll must be an impeccable match at submitted position if thou are a youthful mamma, a pupil of remote mode of education, ex-service, handicapped man, or the woman or man that doesn’t like to leave household for work.

You all will not be made with force to transact with elephantine packages. As a rule, you would retrieve apparel or toys in them. Training is given for free.
All ye should need to be employed by our management is a desktop computer, way to connect to the online net, 'n' printer to be capable of printing delivery notes. How much ye will get relies upon exceptionally on you all – the more time ye make labor, the more money thou receive. Normally, employees which only begin functioning for our comradeship receive around 1000 cash per week.
Are thou trembling about described bidding? Feel free to contact our biz through electronic mail. Also, keep in mind that staying at home from 9 o'clock to 5 o'clock PM is a needed condition to be able to be employed to this position (or, mentioned position isn’t for ye, unluckily).


It's got a little bit of everything in the wording, Olde English (ye/thou), Southern US (ya'll) and such creative grammar and sentence structure. Just had to share this ... ;-)
BTW -- If interested in the position, I'll give you the email address to which to respond ... ;-)
 

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Not your typical "HR approved" announcement, eh? ;-)
 

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