a light hearted look at virii

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with all the virii threads floating around........let me throw you all some funnies:p

THE GEORGE BUSH Virus...(Causes your computer to think
it won the election, even though the motherboard and
fatherboard bought it.)
THE AL GORE Virus...(Causes your computer to just keep
counting)
THE CLINTON Virus...(Gives you a 7 Inch Hard Drive
with NO memory)
THE BOB DOLE (AKA: VIAGRA) virus...(Makes a new hard
drive out of an old floppy)
THE LEWINSKY virus...(Sucks all the memory out of
your computer, then emails everyone about what it did)
THE RONALD REAGAN virus...(Saves your data, but
forgets where it is stored)
THE JESSE JACKSON virus... (Warns you constantly
about illegitimate file reproduction, while
illigitimately reproducing files in the background)
THE MIKE TYSON virus...(Quits after two bytes)
THE OPRAH WINFREY virus... (Your 300 mb hard drive
shrinks to 100 mb, then slowly expands to restabilize
around 200mb)
THE JACK KEVORKIAN virus...(Deletes all old files)
THE PROZAC virus...(Totally screws up your RAM, but
your processor doesn't care)
THE JOEY BUTTAFUOCO virus...(Only attacks minor files)
THE ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER virus...(Terminates some
files, leaves, but, will be back)
and last but not least....
THE LORENA BOBBITT virus...(Reformats your hard
drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through
Windows)
 
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According to Paula Corbin Jones, the Clinton virus only has a 5 inch hrad drive which is used to deposit its payload!

:D :D :D
 
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