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All about Farts.....hehehehe

Discussion in 'Random Discussion' started by kurlylox, Sep 13, 2003.

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  1. kurlylox

    kurlylox Thread Starter

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    All about Farts.....hehehehe
    A fart can be quiet,
    A fart can be loud,
    Some leave a powerful,
    Poisonous cloud.

    A fart can be short,
    Or a fart can be long,
    Some farts have been known
    To sound just like a song.


    Some farts do not smell,
    While others are vile,
    A fart may pass quickly,
    Or linger awhile.


    A fart can create
    A most-curious medley,
    A fart can be harmless,
    Or silent, but deadly.


    A fart can occur
    In a number of places,
    And leave everyone
    With strange looks on their faces.


    From wide-open prairies,
    To small elevators,
    A fart will find all of us
    Sooner or later.


    So be not afraid
    Of the invisible gas,
    For always remember,
    That farts, too, shall pass.
     
  2. angelize56

    angelize56 Always remembered in our hearts

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    Well thank goodness this wasn't another thread about Mulder! :D
     
  3. kurlylox

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    dont know anything about Mulder
     
  4. sdc

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    Angel "Well thank goodness this wasn't another thread about Mulder!"


    WEBFISH "In a way it is because mulder is the biggest fart here!":eek: :D :D


    Hey Mulder! Your voice has changed
    but your breath still smells the same! :eek: :D

    Sorry man, I could not resist :D :D
     
  5. angelize56

    angelize56 Always remembered in our hearts

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    kurly: Oh my goodness then are you missing out!! :) He is the most lovable, sweet, kind, adorable, good looking man here! :D Ask anyone....just not my sis moonmist! :D
     
  6. sdc

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    Angel "He is the most lovable, sweet, kind, adorable man here"


    Any men want to comment on that?:D :D
     
  7. angelize56

    angelize56 Always remembered in our hearts

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    Well ok then....Don (combsdon) is a handsome man too! :D
     
  8. angelize56

    angelize56 Always remembered in our hearts

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    And yes Webby....you're cute too in that fishy sort of way! :D :p
     
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    angelize56 Always remembered in our hearts

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    Awwwww Jack...you know you're special to me! (y) But YOU won't show me a RECENT pic of you that ISN'T on a WANTED poster! :p :D
     
  11. angelize56

    angelize56 Always remembered in our hearts

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    Of course how exciting knowing you're WANTED! :D
     
  12. kurlylox

    kurlylox Thread Starter

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    Hi Mulder
    wherever you are
     
  13. Stoner

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    :D Much Better!
     
  14. angelize56

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    Anything to please YOU Jack! :D

    kurly: The poem was a hoot!!! :D (y)
     
  15. angelize56

    angelize56 Always remembered in our hearts

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    ....or should I say a TOOT! :D
     
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