All about Farts.....hehehehe

kurlylox

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All about Farts.....hehehehe
A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud.

A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound just like a song.


Some farts do not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger awhile.


A fart can create
A most-curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent, but deadly.


A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone
With strange looks on their faces.


From wide-open prairies,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of us
Sooner or later.


So be not afraid
Of the invisible gas,
For always remember,
That farts, too, shall pass.
 

angelize56

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Well thank goodness this wasn't another thread about Mulder! :D
 
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Angel "Well thank goodness this wasn't another thread about Mulder!"


WEBFISH "In a way it is because mulder is the biggest fart here!":eek: :D :D


Hey Mulder! Your voice has changed
but your breath still smells the same! :eek: :D

Sorry man, I could not resist :D :D
 

angelize56

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kurly: Oh my goodness then are you missing out!! :) He is the most lovable, sweet, kind, adorable, good looking man here! :D Ask anyone....just not my sis moonmist! :D
 
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Angel "He is the most lovable, sweet, kind, adorable man here"


Any men want to comment on that?:D :D
 

angelize56

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Well ok then....Don (combsdon) is a handsome man too! :D
 

angelize56

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And yes Webby....you're cute too in that fishy sort of way! :D :p
 

angelize56

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Awwwww Jack...you know you're special to me! (y) But YOU won't show me a RECENT pic of you that ISN'T on a WANTED poster! :p :D
 

angelize56

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Anything to please YOU Jack! :D

kurly: The poem was a hoot!!! :D (y)
 

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