American State Mottos-Do You Agree??

angelize56

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Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity
Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can’t Be Wrong!
Arizona: But It’s A Dry Heat
Arkansas: Literacy Ain’t Everything
California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
Colorado: If You Don’t Ski, Don’t Bother
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy’s Don’t Own It-Yet
Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Georgia: We Put The “Fun” In Fundamentalist Extremism
Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha’ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes...Well Okay, We’re Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Illinois: Please Don’t Pronounce the “S”
Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana: We’re Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That’s Our Tourism Campaign
Maine: We’re Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden’s (For Most Tax Brackets)
Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And Very Little Else
Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada: Hookers and Poker!
New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent pets
New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney....
North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio: At Least We’re Not Michigan
Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
Oregon: Spotted Owl... It’s What’s For Dinner
Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
Rhode Island: We’re Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn’t Actually Surrender
South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee: The Educashun State
Texas: Si’ Hablo Ing’les
Texas: You'd Carry a Gun Too
Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont: Yep
Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don’t Mix?
Washington: Help! We’re Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really!
Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
Wyoming: Where Men Are Men... and the sheep are scared
 
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Washington land of the smartest people in the world and coffee shoppes

huh?

LMAO
 

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Michigan: "Come back to Detroit...We missed you the first time."

Arkansas: "Don't hold Clinton against us!"

Missouri-"The show me your guns state."

California-"Where there's no black or white, only shades of Gray!"

Delaware-"You know, the place you send your credit card payments!"

Minnesota-"You could live here, but why"?

Idaho-"No, U-da-ho!"
 

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Here's another list I've seen:

Alabama - Plaintiff's Paradise
Alaska - Like Your Mother: Cold and Distant
Arizona - Visit Our California Refugee Camps
Arkansas - The Whole Incest Thing Is Really Blown Out of Proportion
California - At One Time, Supposedly Liveable
Colorado - Dude, We Are SO High
Connecticut - Proof That Old Money Inbred
Delaware - An Actual State, Believe It Or Not
Florida - There's a Reason We're Shaped Like a *****
Georgia - The New South, With Japanese Pickups
Hawaii - Bwa Ha Ha! You Actually Made Us a State
Idaho - Tinfoil Capital of ZOGland
Illinois - New York Charm, Midwest Sophistication
Indiana - Letterman's Whitebread Soul Bruthas
Iowa - Gateway To Several Non-Iowa States
Kansas - The Fascinating Meat In a Nebraska-Oklahoma Sandwich
Kentucky - Spec-Tucky-Tacular!
Lousiana - Show Us Your Tits, Get Free Beads
Maine - Dismal Rocky Coasts, Dismal Rocky Skulls
Maryland - Where Goverment Worker Drones Barbecue
Massachusetts - Irishmen Too Drunk and Stupid to Move West
Michigan - Visit the Scenic Ruins of Detroit
Minnesota - Land of 10,000 Polaris Dealerships
Mississippi - 2,106 Days Without a Lynching
Missouri - We Gave The World Branson
Montana - You Probably Wouldn't Want To See What We Have Stored Out In The Shed
Nebraska - Almost As Thrilling As It Sounds
Nevada - Get Your Shots First
New Hampshire - You Don't Have To Be Southern To Be a Frightening Hillbilly
New Jersey - Catch Piscopo Fever!
New Mexico - Pretty Much Like the Old One
New York - Arrogant and Obnoxious, and Only God Knows Why
North Carolina - Birthplace of Naval Base Prostitution
North Dakota - Thanks For Your Pity
Ohio - Shoddily Made Buckle of The Rust Belt
Oklahoma - Even Texas Has To Make Fun of Somebody
Oregon - Deprogrammers Welcome
Pennsylvania - Come For The Gritty Slums, Stay For The Abandoned Steel Mills
Rhode Island - Triple A Minor For The Kennedys
South Carolina - Admit It, You Wish Lincoln Let Us Secede
South Dakota - Mecca for Fat Unattractive Old People on Harleys
Tennessee - Hooray For Dollywood
Texas - 95% More Texasness Than The Next Leading State
Utah - Into Weird Religions Way Before It Was Hip
Vermont - Hippies Too Stupid To Move To Oregon
Virginia - Birthplace of the Slave-Ownin' Presidents
Washington - Come See Why Cobain Committed Suicide
West Virginia - Where Your Federal Tax Money Goes To Die
Wisconsin - Beer, Cheese & Bratwurst - Bring a Can of Lysol
Wyoming - Not Much, And Lots Of It
 

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:D Thanks Candy! :) Speaking of Nevada....have you had your shots??? I did see you in the tavern earlier! :D
 

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Always and many :D









Actually, I don't do shots......yuk.......gasoline :D
 
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Those were great, was literally LMAO.

Just to add a few,

NEW MEXICO: An $85,000 water bill for the governer, and a water shortage for you.

NEW JERSEY: Massive Traffic, Outer Space Insurance, Rude selfish self centered people, and did we mention the corruption??

TEXAS: A whole lotta nothin....and Houston.

WASHINGTON: We drive our SUV's to the environmental protests!!

FLORIDA: 48,000,000 people....and one road. BTW, the panhandle is NOT lower Alabama!!

Anyone else??
 
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Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians

Sis: Thats hilarious........whos gonna stop us?? :eek: Next !!;)



Nova Scotia's motto: Canada's Ocean Playground.

Who wants to play???? :p :D :D ;)
 

angelize56

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Fortunately Sis we don't need to defend ourselves from wonderful, special Canadians such as you! :)

And now with your last line above you've opened the door to you-know-who!!! :D Hint: Beloved, good looking lawyer living in earthquake....er.....God's country! :D
 
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Originally posted by angelize56:
Fortunately Sis we don't need to defend ourselves from wonderful, special Canadians such as you! :)

And now with your last line above you've opened the door to you-know-who!!! :D Hint: Beloved, good looking lawyer living in earthquake....er.....God's country! :D

Good looking ??? I'll never understand women.:D
 

angelize56

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Well understand this Pave...you are one FINE looking man yourself! :)
 
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Candy "Washington - Come See Why Cobain Committed Suicide"


:mad: :eek: ;) :D

It's all of that Coffee and rain :D :D
 

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