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American State Mottos-Do You Agree??

Discussion in 'Random Discussion' started by angelize56, Sep 13, 2003.

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  1. angelize56

    angelize56 Always remembered in our hearts Thread Starter

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    :D

    Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity
    Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can’t Be Wrong!
    Arizona: But It’s A Dry Heat
    Arkansas: Literacy Ain’t Everything
    California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
    Colorado: If You Don’t Ski, Don’t Bother
    Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy’s Don’t Own It-Yet
    Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
    Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
    Georgia: We Put The “Fun” In Fundamentalist Extremism
    Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha’ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
    Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes...Well Okay, We’re Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
    Illinois: Please Don’t Pronounce the “S”
    Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
    Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
    Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
    Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
    Louisiana: We’re Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That’s Our Tourism Campaign
    Maine: We’re Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
    Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
    Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden’s (For Most Tax Brackets)
    Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
    Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
    Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
    Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
    Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And Very Little Else
    Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
    Nevada: Hookers and Poker!
    New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
    New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
    New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent pets
    New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney....
    North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
    North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
    Ohio: At Least We’re Not Michigan
    Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
    Oregon: Spotted Owl... It’s What’s For Dinner
    Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
    Rhode Island: We’re Not REALLY An Island
    South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn’t Actually Surrender
    South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
    Tennessee: The Educashun State
    Texas: Si’ Hablo Ing’les
    Texas: You'd Carry a Gun Too
    Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
    Vermont: Yep
    Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don’t Mix?
    Washington: Help! We’re Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
    Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
    West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really!
    Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
    Wyoming: Where Men Are Men... and the sheep are scared
     
  2. sdc

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    I love it!
    Don't change anything except the Washington one!

    He HE
     
  3. sdc

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    Washington land of the smartest people in the world and coffee shoppes

    huh?

    LMAO
     
  4. angelize56

    angelize56 Always remembered in our hearts Thread Starter

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    Michigan: "Come back to Detroit...We missed you the first time."

    Arkansas: "Don't hold Clinton against us!"

    Missouri-"The show me your guns state."

    California-"Where there's no black or white, only shades of Gray!"

    Delaware-"You know, the place you send your credit card payments!"

    Minnesota-"You could live here, but why"?

    Idaho-"No, U-da-ho!"
     
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  6. ~Candy~

    ~Candy~ Retired Administrator

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    Here's another list I've seen:

    Alabama - Plaintiff's Paradise
    Alaska - Like Your Mother: Cold and Distant
    Arizona - Visit Our California Refugee Camps
    Arkansas - The Whole Incest Thing Is Really Blown Out of Proportion
    California - At One Time, Supposedly Liveable
    Colorado - Dude, We Are SO High
    Connecticut - Proof That Old Money Inbred
    Delaware - An Actual State, Believe It Or Not
    Florida - There's a Reason We're Shaped Like a *****
    Georgia - The New South, With Japanese Pickups
    Hawaii - Bwa Ha Ha! You Actually Made Us a State
    Idaho - Tinfoil Capital of ZOGland
    Illinois - New York Charm, Midwest Sophistication
    Indiana - Letterman's Whitebread Soul Bruthas
    Iowa - Gateway To Several Non-Iowa States
    Kansas - The Fascinating Meat In a Nebraska-Oklahoma Sandwich
    Kentucky - Spec-Tucky-Tacular!
    Lousiana - Show Us Your Tits, Get Free Beads
    Maine - Dismal Rocky Coasts, Dismal Rocky Skulls
    Maryland - Where Goverment Worker Drones Barbecue
    Massachusetts - Irishmen Too Drunk and Stupid to Move West
    Michigan - Visit the Scenic Ruins of Detroit
    Minnesota - Land of 10,000 Polaris Dealerships
    Mississippi - 2,106 Days Without a Lynching
    Missouri - We Gave The World Branson
    Montana - You Probably Wouldn't Want To See What We Have Stored Out In The Shed
    Nebraska - Almost As Thrilling As It Sounds
    Nevada - Get Your Shots First
    New Hampshire - You Don't Have To Be Southern To Be a Frightening Hillbilly
    New Jersey - Catch Piscopo Fever!
    New Mexico - Pretty Much Like the Old One
    New York - Arrogant and Obnoxious, and Only God Knows Why
    North Carolina - Birthplace of Naval Base Prostitution
    North Dakota - Thanks For Your Pity
    Ohio - Shoddily Made Buckle of The Rust Belt
    Oklahoma - Even Texas Has To Make Fun of Somebody
    Oregon - Deprogrammers Welcome
    Pennsylvania - Come For The Gritty Slums, Stay For The Abandoned Steel Mills
    Rhode Island - Triple A Minor For The Kennedys
    South Carolina - Admit It, You Wish Lincoln Let Us Secede
    South Dakota - Mecca for Fat Unattractive Old People on Harleys
    Tennessee - Hooray For Dollywood
    Texas - 95% More Texasness Than The Next Leading State
    Utah - Into Weird Religions Way Before It Was Hip
    Vermont - Hippies Too Stupid To Move To Oregon
    Virginia - Birthplace of the Slave-Ownin' Presidents
    Washington - Come See Why Cobain Committed Suicide
    West Virginia - Where Your Federal Tax Money Goes To Die
    Wisconsin - Beer, Cheese & Bratwurst - Bring a Can of Lysol
    Wyoming - Not Much, And Lots Of It
     
  7. angelize56

    angelize56 Always remembered in our hearts Thread Starter

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    :D Thanks Candy! :) Speaking of Nevada....have you had your shots??? I did see you in the tavern earlier! :D
     
  8. ~Candy~

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    Always and many :D









    Actually, I don't do shots......yuk.......gasoline :D
     
  9. angelize56

    angelize56 Always remembered in our hearts Thread Starter

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    We agree there! Yech! :D
     
  10. PaveFE

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    Those were great, was literally LMAO.

    Just to add a few,

    NEW MEXICO: An $85,000 water bill for the governer, and a water shortage for you.

    NEW JERSEY: Massive Traffic, Outer Space Insurance, Rude selfish self centered people, and did we mention the corruption??

    TEXAS: A whole lotta nothin....and Houston.

    WASHINGTON: We drive our SUV's to the environmental protests!!

    FLORIDA: 48,000,000 people....and one road. BTW, the panhandle is NOT lower Alabama!!

    Anyone else??
     
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    Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians

    Sis: Thats hilarious........whos gonna stop us?? :eek: Next !!;)



    Nova Scotia's motto: Canada's Ocean Playground.

    Who wants to play???? :p :D :D ;)
     
  12. angelize56

    angelize56 Always remembered in our hearts Thread Starter

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    Fortunately Sis we don't need to defend ourselves from wonderful, special Canadians such as you! :)

    And now with your last line above you've opened the door to you-know-who!!! :D Hint: Beloved, good looking lawyer living in earthquake....er.....God's country! :D
     
  13. PaveFE

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    Good looking ??? I'll never understand women.:D
     
  14. angelize56

    angelize56 Always remembered in our hearts Thread Starter

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    Well understand this Pave...you are one FINE looking man yourself! :)
     
  15. sdc

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    Candy "Washington - Come See Why Cobain Committed Suicide"


    :mad: :eek: ;) :D

    It's all of that Coffee and rain :D :D
     
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