Bartender observations for males and females

angelize56

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LadyLisa should know if these are true or not! :) Hey random needed a shot in the arm! :D Take care. angel :)

Bartender observations for males and females

If it came from New York City bartenders, it must be true!! Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concur on almost all counts. The results:

Drink: <b>Beer</b>
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Drink: <b>Blender Drinks</b>
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the a$$.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.

Drink: <b>Mixed Drinks</b>
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very
picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's
interested, she'll send YOU a drink.

Drink: <b>Wine</b> (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet
giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet
evenings with friends.

Drink: <b>White Zinfandel</b>
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated,
actually she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is... this should
be an easy target.

Drink: <b>Shots</b>
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get
totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed.
Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!

Drink: <b>Tequila</b>
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens
there.

THEN, there is the MALE addendum ---- The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:

<b>Domestic Beer</b>: He's poor and wants to get laid.

<b>Imported Beer</b>: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

<b>Wine</b>: He's hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.

<b>Whiskey</b>: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.

<b>Tequila</b>: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.

<b>White Zinfandel</b>: He's gay!
 

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We're talking New York bars here Candy! :D Take care. angel :)
 

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Originally posted by angelize56:
We're talking New York bars here Candy! :D Take care. angel :)
You sayin' they ain't got no class there ???????? :p
 

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Valley: This excludes you and Bea! You have class! Take care. angel :)
 
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Originally posted by angelize56:

<b>Imported Beer</b>: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.


hehehe, is that why I was drinking Killians this weekend???? ;) ;)
 

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Toddles: Well at least you had the beer! :D angel :)
 
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Originally posted by angelize56:
Toddles: Well at least you had the beer! :D angel :)
yep...lol

I should have came over and said Hi, I was down in Detroit earlier today. Went to the auto show. That was great. I forgot my camera but my friend took a bunch of pictures with his. I'll post some of them when I get copies.
 

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Toddles: Guess you fared better then the two japanese tourists robbed and attacked in their hotel room in Detroit! Looking forward to the pix. The japanese fellows were with a car that had 3 sets of tires on it. :) angel :)
 
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The japanese fellows were with a car that had 3 sets of tires on it. angel
nfused :confused:

Chrysler had an awesome concept bike. Just imagine the motor of a Viper, strapped to a motorcycle. She gave an estimated top speed of 300-400mph It looked so cool.
 

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The japanese came with a car at the show...it had three sets of tires...rear, middle and back. Strange looking thing! angel :)
 
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Now I know what your talking about, I saw that thing. The fastest electric vehicle ever. First thing I said about it was it looked like a centipede. They said you could pre-order them for shipping in 2005. Cost, just a measly $400,000. I thought there were 4 sets of wheels on it though, Don't think we took any pictures of it, so I can't post them for others to see.
 

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