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Bartender observations for males and females

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  1. angelize56

    angelize56 Always remembered in our hearts Thread Starter

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    LadyLisa should know if these are true or not! :) Hey random needed a shot in the arm! :D Take care. angel :)

    Bartender observations for males and females

    If it came from New York City bartenders, it must be true!! Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concur on almost all counts. The results:

    Drink: <b>Beer</b>
    Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
    Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

    Drink: <b>Blender Drinks</b>
    Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the a$$.
    Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.

    Drink: <b>Mixed Drinks</b>
    Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very
    picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
    Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's
    interested, she'll send YOU a drink.

    Drink: <b>Wine</b> (does not include White Zinfandel)
    Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet
    giggles.
    Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet
    evenings with friends.

    Drink: <b>White Zinfandel</b>
    Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated,
    actually she has NO clue.
    Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is... this should
    be an easy target.

    Drink: <b>Shots</b>
    Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get
    totally drunk... and naked.
    Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed.
    Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!

    Drink: <b>Tequila</b>
    No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens
    there.

    THEN, there is the MALE addendum ---- The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:

    <b>Domestic Beer</b>: He's poor and wants to get laid.

    <b>Imported Beer</b>: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

    <b>Wine</b>: He's hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.

    <b>Whiskey</b>: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.

    <b>Tequila</b>: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.

    <b>White Zinfandel</b>: He's gay!
     
  2. Moby

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    and wants to get laid.
    :)
     
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    Where's champagne :mad:
     
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    We're talking New York bars here Candy! :D Take care. angel :)
     
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    You sayin' they ain't got no class there ???????? :p
     
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    Is that what they're calling it nowadays! :D
     
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    Valley: This excludes you and Bea! You have class! Take care. angel :)
     
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    hehehe, is that why I was drinking Killians this weekend???? ;) ;)
     
  10. angelize56

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    Toddles: Well at least you had the beer! :D angel :)
     
  11. Toddles18

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    yep...lol

    I should have came over and said Hi, I was down in Detroit earlier today. Went to the auto show. That was great. I forgot my camera but my friend took a bunch of pictures with his. I'll post some of them when I get copies.
     
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    angelize56 Always remembered in our hearts Thread Starter

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    Toddles: Guess you fared better then the two japanese tourists robbed and attacked in their hotel room in Detroit! Looking forward to the pix. The japanese fellows were with a car that had 3 sets of tires on it. :) angel :)
     
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    nfused :confused:

    Chrysler had an awesome concept bike. Just imagine the motor of a Viper, strapped to a motorcycle. She gave an estimated top speed of 300-400mph It looked so cool.
     
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    The japanese came with a car at the show...it had three sets of tires...rear, middle and back. Strange looking thing! angel :)
     
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    Now I know what your talking about, I saw that thing. The fastest electric vehicle ever. First thing I said about it was it looked like a centipede. They said you could pre-order them for shipping in 2005. Cost, just a measly $400,000. I thought there were 4 sets of wheels on it though, Don't think we took any pictures of it, so I can't post them for others to see.
     
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