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Bomb Iraq...

Discussion in 'Random Discussion' started by Gibble, Jan 10, 2003.

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  1. Gibble

    Gibble Thread Starter

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    Thought this was humorous, sing to the tune of "If your Happy and you know it"...

    If we cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
    If the markets hurt your Mama, bomb Iraq.
    If the terrorists are Saudi
    And the bank takes back your Audi
    And the TV shows are bawdy,
    Bomb Iraq.

    If the corporate scandals growin', bomb Iraq.
    And your ties to them are showin', bomb Iraq.
    If the smoking gun ain't smokin'
    We don't care, and we're not jokin'
    That Saddam will soon be croakin',
    Bomb Iraq.

    Even if we have no allies, bomb Iraq.
    From the sand dunes to the valleys, bomb Iraq.
    So to hell with the inspections
    Let's look tough for the elections
    Close your mind and take directions,
    Bomb Iraq.

    While the globe is slowly warming, bomb Iraq.
    Yay! the clouds of war are storming, bomb Iraq.
    If the ozone hole is growing
    Some things we prefer not knowing
    (Though our ignorance is showing),
    Bomb Iraq.

    So here's one for dear old daddy, bomb Iraq,
    From his favorite little laddy, bomb Iraq.
    Saying no would look like treason
    It's the Hussein hunting season
    Even if we have no reason,
    Bomb Iraq.
     
  2. Stoner

    Stoner Banned

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    Hi Gibble:

    :) Careful, Your sinicism is showing! :)

    You'll wind up signing off like this:

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    "Your enemy is never a villian in his own eyes. Keep this in mind, it may offer a way to make him your friend. If not, you can kill him without hate, and quickly."
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    and believing it! LOL :)
     
  3. LANMaster

    LANMaster Banned

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    I hope that we don't have to bomb Iraq, but one way or another, Iraq MUST be disarmed of their NBC weapons, OR change her leadership.

    :mad:
     
  4. Firediver

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    This be a touchy subject. There needs to be a change in Iraq and if the parties are unwilling to conform to international standards, then by all means let the hardware fall in hopes of a little attitude adjustment.

    FD
     
  5. Jonesiegirl

    Jonesiegirl Guest

    Hey LANMaster... NW Arkansas eh? We're neighbors! Which county?
     
  6. LANMaster

    LANMaster Banned

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    I think Firediver and I agree on this.

    I think one thing that makes this so touchy is all of Iraq's Arab neighbors.
    Turkey doesn't want a Kurdish state. I could cause Turkey to fall into Civil War.
    Iran doesn't want us there, Egypt doesn't want us there, Jordan doesn't want us there, Syria doesn't want us there, Saudi Arabia doesn't want us there, Hell, Kuwait doesn't even want us there.

    But you don't see any of those countries turning down all of the aid that we send there, do ya? Many of them are taking our aid and using it to harm us. Iraq is just the best example of that at this time.
     
  7. Firediver

    Firediver

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    As Mike said, there are many who do not want us there in the region of the world, but yet don't mind the color of our $$$. When a country abandons UN resolutions such as Iraq did (and Korea for that matter, but that's another thread) and no other countries are willing to step up to the plate.

    Then it's time for the eagle to stretch it's mighty wings and do what is right so that the rest of the region and world for that matter may be at peace. Which is the ultimate goal in the end.

    FD
     
  8. angelize56

    angelize56 Always remembered in our hearts

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    AK: Our thoughts and prayers will be with him and you! How scared you must be. Take care. angel
     
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