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Bruce Willis offers $1 million Saddam bounty

Discussion in 'Random Discussion' started by gotrootdude, Sep 26, 2003.

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  1. gotrootdude

    gotrootdude Thread Starter

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    http://newsvote.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/3141942.stm

    Willis said he thought Iraqis welcomed US troops
    Actor Bruce Willis has performed before US soldiers in Telafar, northern Iraq, and offered $1m (£603,000) to the man who captures Saddam Hussein.


    "If you catch him, just give me four seconds with Saddam Hussein," he said.

    Kick his A__ Bruce!



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  2. Rockn

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    Die Hard 6....Die Hard in the desert, all there is ther to blow up are camels
     
  3. Aaron.W

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    One question, Bruce: Do I have to bring him to you for that four seconds before you pay up? If so, will you pay the charter costs on the flight? I won't be bringing him by any airline.

    Otherwise you'll have to come to me, which would save you some money :p
     
  4. Gibble

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    Forget the million, I'd pay to watch someone beat sadam senseless...and why not have an actor do it then write a script around it for a movie...with a REAL beating in it...none of these fancy camera angles when beating saddam senseless...and the title

    Die Hard: Die Saddam Die
     
  5. moonmist

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    Maybe Bruce should just go get him himself.............
     
  6. deuce

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    But why when you can offer someone a million dollars and get free publicity from it?.....:rolleyes: ;)
     
  7. ashes@work

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    Dman is right :)
     
  8. Aaron.W

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    Speaking of bounties, I wonder if that Iraqi who found Saddam's brother is still alive and in Iraq. I also wonder if he still has that uncashable cheque in his pocket. :D
     
  9. Hergé

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    I'll bet he is living near you in a safe house Gibble, and you are just trying to put people off the scent.

    Hergé

    OK Gibble! The FBI SWAT Team is on its way to you right now. Don't panic!
     
  10. Gibble

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    ...safe house? He's staying in the guest room!
     
  11. Hergé

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    Whereas you could blow up Bugsy Segal's crime capital, Las Vegas, and sent the money to help the poor. Save power too!

    Of course we could flood the Dead Sea, Caspian and Aral plus the Danikil depression and other land depressions in Africa and irrigate this part of the world to grow crops for fuel.

    You could do the Salton Sea near LA as well. Maybe the Salt river could be made to run sweet.

    Help global warming, etc.

    Try being constructive.

    You could blow up Malborough too.
     
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