columbo
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Hi,
Why are there so few Canadians here? I think I figured it out.
After reading this article:
http://www.glassdog.com/the_experience/hp96/hp050296.html
(written by some American), and
having come to the realization that Canada has really crappy weather
(compared to most of the U.S.) I am officially chucking a snowball across the border aimed at all of you in the States , as an act of protest. While you have spent trillions developing state-of-the-art weapons, we in Canada have secretly been perfecting the art of "snowilogical"warfare. We are building impenetrable snow-forts in our backyards, just waiting for the right moment to strike.
So I call on all Canadians in TSG (uh, GreenIs?) to throw on your touques, gather some maple syrup, bacon, and a six-pack of Molson Canadian, jump on your dogsled and meet up in Toronto.
We'll stage the attack from there.
We shall be stereotyped, no more!
The fighting spirit of Canada will not be defeated (at least not until around April or May, whenever the weather improves).

Why are there so few Canadians here? I think I figured it out.
After reading this article:
http://www.glassdog.com/the_experience/hp96/hp050296.html
(written by some American), and
having come to the realization that Canada has really crappy weather
So I call on all Canadians in TSG (uh, GreenIs?) to throw on your touques, gather some maple syrup, bacon, and a six-pack of Molson Canadian, jump on your dogsled and meet up in Toronto.
We'll stage the attack from there.
We shall be stereotyped, no more!
The fighting spirit of Canada will not be defeated (at least not until around April or May, whenever the weather improves).