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Discussion in 'Random Discussion' started by Dark Star, Jan 4, 2002.

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  1. combsdon

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    GB.............just the jailhouse ones... two things happen once they get to jail..........1st they find religion and 2nd they become jailhouse lawyers.

    Once heard a judge say " a defendant that represents himself, has a fool for a client". :)
     
  2. hewee

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    lawman,

    Welcome to the TSG.

    You my be a lawman but no one is going to change there wacky ways around ya.:D
     
  3. deuce

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    yeah... you won't win either. :rolleyes: :D (**insert maniacal laugh**)
     
  4. combsdon

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    lawman....................we're out numbered atleast three to one by lawyers........scary huh?:D
     
  5. deuce

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    yeah... mulder seems to always count as three just by himself... or at least he likes to think so. :D
     
  6. Rep

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    Lawman welcome to TSG.

    Combsdon -
    Talk about scary, I'm surronded by 100 or so lawyer wannabe's.
    :D
     
  7. combsdon

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    Rep...........now that is a scary thought:eek:
     
  8. deuce

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    Maybe we should all just do as Don Henly said... "kill all the lawyers... kill'em tonight"
     
  9. lawman

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    Would rather be up river without paddle that way you can drift down, but to be down river without a paddle is bad! :D
     
  10. lawman

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    Very scarry.
     
  11. Dark Star

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    lawman,

    Welcome to TSG........:D
     
  12. deuce

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    lawman...what area of law enforcement were you in? What can you do about state patrolmen that harrassed you two months ago... and you didn't get their badge number because they always had their flashlight in your face?


    Rhett... that is cool... do you remember those books and posters of that stuff that was around a little while ago? I don't remember what they were called, but I remember they were popular. They were called optical illusions or something like that.
     
  13. deuce

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    Well... this isn't much of a joke either, but if any of you are from Chicago you might be able to appreciate/relate to some of these. :D :D


    YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM CHICAGO IF...

    The "Living Room" is called the "frontroom"
    (pronounced frunchroom)

    You don't pronounce the "s" at the end of Illinois.
    You become irate at people who do.

    You measure distance in minutes (especially "from
    the city"). And you swear everything is pretty much
    15 minutes away.

    You have no problem spelling or pronouncing "Des Plaines".

    Your school classes were canceled because of cold.

    Your school classes were canceled because of heat.

    You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.

    Stores don't have sacks, they have bags.

    You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition.
    Example:
    "Where's my coat at?" or "If you go to the mall I wanna go with."

    Your idea of a great tenderloin is when the meat is twice as big as the bun, "everything" is on it and a slice of dill pickle is on the side.

    You carry jumper cables in your car.

    You drink "pop."

    You understand that I-290, I-90, I-94, and I-294 are all different roads.

    You know the names of the interstates: Stevenson, Kennedy, Eisenhower, Dan Ryan, and the Edens.
    But you call the interstates "expressways"

    You refer to anything South of I-80 as "Southern Illinois".

    You refer to Lake Michigan as "The Lake".

    You refer to Chicago as "The City".

    "The Super Bowl" refers to one specific game in a series of 35 played in January of 1986.

    No matter where you are, when you hear the term "Downtown" you
    immediately assume they're talking about Downtown Chicago.

    You buy "The Trib".

    You think 35 degrees is great weather to wash your car!

    You know what goes on a Chicago Style Hot Dog.

    You know what Chicago Style Pizza REALLY is.

    You know why they call Chicago "The Windy City".

    You understand what "lake-effect" means.

    You know the difference between Amtrak and Metra, and know which station they end up at.

    You have ridden the "L".

    You can distinguish between the following area codes: 847, 630, 773, 708, 312, & 815

    You have at some time in your life, used your furniture to guard your parking spot in winter. (CHICAGO CLASSIC!!)

    You respond to the question "Where are you from" with a side" example:
    "WEST SIDE", "SOUTH SIDE" or "NORTHSIDE." or
    the parish , example St. Juliana's, St. Mary's, I.C. ( Imaculate Conception)

    You know what the phone number is to Empire Carpet!
     
  14. lawman

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    Thanx, DEUCE_mn. I was Chief of Police of a small town in Louisiana before retirement. But I worked with police departments all over Louisiana from 1965 till 1994.
    About the troopers if you can not ID them in any way you will have to let it go. The best thing to do is not get stopped in the first place.
    LAWMAN
     
  15. deuce

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    You mean his station won't have any record of him patroling that area or anything? He wrote me up for a citation... wouldn't I be able to track that? BTW... I couldn't help getting pulled over, I didn't do anything wrong. I was going 73 in a 70 at 10:00 pm on an interstate highway. People have been telling me that after a certain hour you get 15% over, so according to them I wasn't speeding. The guy was just mad I passed him, even though we were both going 73. The only reason I passed him was because he slowed down at one point and then put his lights on and pulled me over. Before that though we were side by side going 73 for a good 5 minutes.
     
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