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Dip Bullets In Pig Blood?

Discussion in 'Random Discussion' started by MacFromOK, Oct 19, 2001.

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  1. MacFromOK

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    Heard on CBS news that someone recommended
    the anti-terrorist forces should consider dipping
    their ammo in pig blood.

    The theory being that Islamic terrorists would be
    "defiled" or rendered "spiritually unclean" when
    wounded/killed by the pig blood bullets, and could
    NOT enter their "heaven" or "paradise".

    Giving them a genuine fear of death... :eek:

    Any comments?
     
  2. $teve

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    i have a better idea.........instead of bombs,they should drop pigs on em..........im sure someone could invent some sort of CLUSTER-PIG,so that when it gets a certain height smaller piglets drop from the mother pig.
    also,special forces should kidnap bin laden and take him to switzerland.....perform a sex change on him and take him back to let him live as a taliban woman.
     
  3. Gibble

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    Now that last point I like.
     
  4. SyscoKid

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    I read somewhere (wish I could remember where) about a Muslim uprising in the Phillipines some years back. The govt. captured some rebels and executed all but 5 or something, by dipping the bullets in pork fat, then afterwards, wrapping the bodies in pigskin. Then they let the remaining 5 go back to tell the others what had happened.

    No more uprising.
     
  5. nfroio

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    sysco... here's that scoop...

    Once in U.S. history an episode of Islamic
    > > terrorism was very quickly
    > > stopped. It happened in the Philippines about 1911,
    > > when Gen. John J.
    > > Pershing was in command of the garrison. There had
    > > been numerous
    > > Islamic terrorist attacks, so "Black Jack" told his
    > > boys to catch the perps
    > > and teach them a lesson.
    > >
    > > Forced to dig their own graves, the terrorists were
    > > all tied to posts,
    > > execution style. The U.S. soldiers then brought in
    > > pigs and
    > > slaughtered them, rubbing their bullets in the blood
    > > and fat. Thus, the
    > > terrorists were terrorized; they saw that they would
    > > be contaminated with
    > > hogs' blood.
    > >
    > > This would mean that they could not enter Heaven,
    > > even if they died as
    > > terrorist martyrs.
    > > All but one was shot, their bodies dumped into the
    > > grave, and the hog
    > > guts dumped atop the bodies. The lone survivor was
    > > allowed to escape back
    > > to the terrorist camp and tell his brethren what
    > > happened to the others.
    > > This brought a stop to terrorism in the Philippines
    > > for the next 50
    > > years.
    > >
    > > Pointing a gun into the face of Islamic terrorists
    > > won't make them
    > > flinch.
    > > They welcome the chance to die for Allah. Like Gen.
    > > Pershing, we must
    > > show them that they won't get to Muslim heaven
    > > (which they believe has
    > > an endless supply of virgins) but instead will die
    > > with the hated pigs of
    > > the devil.
     
  6. SyscoKid

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    Thanks, nfroio, that's pretty much what I had read. Where'd you find it?
     
  7. Gibble

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    Thats why nfroioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioio is EOTW :p
    Either that or its because we were sick of Maxim and need some poor sap to take his place :D.
     
  8. Mulderator

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    Bush, Powell, or Cheney would give that order in a hearbeat (i..e, use pigs blood on weapons to scare the terrorist), however the liberals and their organizations such as the ACLU would have a field day with that and crucify whoever gave the order. Unfortunately, it will never happen even though it sounds like an effective way to end this absurd and insane desire of theirs to die in the name of Alah--sick bast@#$s.
     
  9. nfroio

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    sysco, just another one of them things thats cloggin' up my e-mail in-box.... one of my e-mail friends sent it to me a couple of weeks ago, i liked it, so kept it, and now, am glad that i did...

    gib... me thinks a wee bit of both....

    n_poor-sap-to-take-someones-place_froio
     
  10. nfroio

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    I also heard that if you bury the body of a muslim in the carcass of a goat, they also cannot go to allah...

    so, i sez, when we catch bumLoco, we publically execute him, gut a goat, and stuff his piece of shite body into said goat carcass, with the caveat that, if this ever happens again, and we catch you, this will be your fate...

    but, that's just me...

    nfroio
     
  11. JewisHeritage

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  12. Mulderator

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    JewisHeritage:

    The America of 1944 would not have used weapons soaked in pigs blood either!!!
     
  13. JewisHeritage

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    Mulder..LOL! I agree!! Go back to the Taliban Philosophy thread for a discussion of substance!
     
  14. Davey7549

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    Heres an E-mail I just received from a friend of mine and thought you all would like it.

    Just a Thought

    An Israeli friend recently informed me that the U.K. fought the Islamic terrorist attacks by burying the criminals with a pig. Apparently the Islamic belief is that if one's body is buried with a pig (because they are considered unclean) their soul will go to hell. I did a little research into this subject and found it to be true. This got me thinking. If we put a baby pig on every Airline flight then all suicide terrorists would abort their missions as they would not want their souls to go to hell.
    Additionally, if we shipped, oh say, 100,000 pigs into Afghanistan I think our recon and assault efforts may be more successful. Apparently Muslims dislike the very sight of pigs, A LOT! They are also adamantly opposed to alcohol, thus we spike their water supply with a few thousand gallons of Scotch, get them Drunk, and turn the pigs loose. The war should be over in one weekend.

    Just a thought.

    Keith
     
  15. Dark Star

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    That'll be one hell of a good presidential speech:

    We plan on bringing these terrorist cells to justice.....
    .......we're going to do this by first smokin' them out of their holes.
    Smoked bacon will be our weapon of choice.....


    That redefines "Bringing home the bacon" :D
     
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