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Drinking truths

Discussion in 'Random Discussion' started by deh, Sep 26, 2003.

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  1. deh

    deh Thread Starter

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    HAVE YOU HAD EXPERIENCE WITH THESE?


    > > Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk
    > > - Indubitably
    > > - Innovative
    > > - Preliminary
    > > - Proliferation
    > > - Cinnamon
    > > Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk
    > > - Specificity
    > > - British Constitution
    > > - Passive-aggressive disorder
    > > - Loquacious Transubstantiate
    > >
    > > Things that are downright impossible to say when you're drunk
    > > - Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
    > > - Nope, no more beer for me.
    > > - Sorry, but you're not really my type.
    > > - Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight.
    > > - Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.
     
  2. moonmist

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    Thats very funny deh...........but im sure i havent ever been that drunk :p :D ;)
     
  3. deh

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  4. ashes@work

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    lol Jersey Jersey :)
     
  5. gotrootdude

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    Here's another unfortunate accident... :(

    Truck Flips On I-4, Beer Spills Everywhere

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    The truck was carrying about 1,800 cases of beer, weight about 46,000 pounds.

    If you didn't know any better, the scene looked like a rock concert rolled through. But what happened on I-4 is nothing to cheer about.

    http://www.wftv.com/news/2513382/detail.html

    What a waste...
     
  6. Gibble

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    "The DOT brought in extra help to clean up the mess."

    clean up ... drink up, same difference ;)
     
  7. KeithKman

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    ahaha Gibble!
     
  8. LANMaster

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    No indication in the story about WHAT BRAND OF BEER was spilled.
    Sorry, but that makes all the difference in the world:D
     
  9. bassetman

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  10. Mulderator

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    Well, there was this one time . . . . . :eek:
     
  11. Moby

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    Mulder, there just ain't enough alcohol in the world for her to have been that drunk.
    ;)
     
  12. Mulderator

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    If you add a little Rohypnol, it does the job quite nicely! ;)
     
  13. Moby

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    Doesn't matter how many pills you take, or how unconscious or silent you try and make yourself look, she still has eyes you know.
    ;)
     
  14. Mulderator

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    Come on Mogly--do a search on "moonmist and mulder" and you will find thousands of posts. We go together like a horse and carriage. I'm the "horse" by the way! :eek:
     
  15. Moby

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    Hang on then, give me a while to count them ;)
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