Drinking truths

deh

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HAVE YOU HAD EXPERIENCE WITH THESE?


> > Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk
> > - Indubitably
> > - Innovative
> > - Preliminary
> > - Proliferation
> > - Cinnamon
> > Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk
> > - Specificity
> > - British Constitution
> > - Passive-aggressive disorder
> > - Loquacious Transubstantiate
> >
> > Things that are downright impossible to say when you're drunk
> > - Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
> > - Nope, no more beer for me.
> > - Sorry, but you're not really my type.
> > - Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight.
> > - Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.
 
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Here's another unfortunate accident... :(

Truck Flips On I-4, Beer Spills Everywhere



The truck was carrying about 1,800 cases of beer, weight about 46,000 pounds.

If you didn't know any better, the scene looked like a rock concert rolled through. But what happened on I-4 is nothing to cheer about.

http://www.wftv.com/news/2513382/detail.html

What a waste...
 
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"The DOT brought in extra help to clean up the mess."

clean up ... drink up, same difference ;)
 

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No indication in the story about WHAT BRAND OF BEER was spilled.
Sorry, but that makes all the difference in the world:D
 
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Mulder, there just ain't enough alcohol in the world for her to have been that drunk.
;)
 
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Originally posted by Moby:
Mulder, there just ain't enough alcohol in the world for her to have been that drunk.
;)
If you add a little Rohypnol, it does the job quite nicely! ;)
 
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Originally posted by Mulder:
If you add a little Rohypnol, it does the job quite nicely! ;)
Doesn't matter how many pills you take, or how unconscious or silent you try and make yourself look, she still has eyes you know.
;)
 
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Originally posted by Moby:
Doesn't matter how many pills you take, or how unconscious or silent you try and make yourself look, she still has eyes you know.
;)
Come on Mogly--do a search on "moonmist and mulder" and you will find thousands of posts. We go together like a horse and carriage. I'm the "horse" by the way! :eek:
 

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