Drinking truths

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Originally posted by Moby:
Mulder, there just ain't enough alcohol in the world for her to have been that drunk.
;)
Got that right Moby!!!:D

:eek: I've been googled!!!!! :eek:
 
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Originally posted by Moby:
Hang on then, give me a while to count them ;)
Moby, Don't know ya... but its nice to meet ya... and I've to say that I've never laughed so hard before!!!!
(y)
 
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A few more to think about:

The Top 15 Signs You Drank Too Much This Weekend

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15) You spent Sunday night in jail for cow-tipping -- with your
Oldsmobile.

14) Although armed with fire extinguishers, friends stood at a
safe distance as you blew out your birthday candles.

13) Thanks to you, Jack Daniels stock is up 15 1/4 since Friday.

12) Boris Yeltsin called personally to ask you to slow down on the
Stoli.

11) For some reason, there's salt on the rim of your basketball
goal.

10) Your name is Otis and Sheriff Andy has brought you some of
Aunt Bea's pancakes.

9) For the money you spent on Thunderbird, you could've bought
the *car*.

8) You're now the proud inventor of the "Slim Jim": Ultra
Slim-Fast shakes made with Jim Beam.

7) Answering machine full of warnings from Coach Switzer.

6) Absolut wants to run an add featuring a picture of your liver
in the shape of a bottle.

5) Yet again, dry cleaner employees greet you with, "Hey, it's
VomitMan!"

4) The doorman asks for you I.D. just to see how long it'll take
you to find your pants.

3) Your liver, in a fit of pique, leaps out of your abdominal
cavity into a pan of frying onions.

2) Worried friends call Monday morning to make sure you returned
the goat.


and the Number 1 Sign You Drank Too Much This Weekend...


1) You're now sober enough to realize "Drink Canada Dry" is a
slogan and not a personal challenge.
 
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Try "MULDER and MOONMIST" I found 134 hits :)
(Got that, Mulder first - just like the horse and carriage)
How ironic.
 

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