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Famous People Quotes-Political Figures

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  1. angelize56

    angelize56 Always remembered in our hearts Thread Starter

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    Argh! Another political thread! :D But a FUN one! :) Take care. angel :)

    <b>Famous People Quotes</b>

    When you're famous, you have to be tripling careful about what you say, or innocent flubs that would otherwise be ignored and forgotten are remembered and quoted to your dying day. Here is an assortment of some of those innocent flubs we'll never forget.

    "Outside of the killings, [Washington] has one of the lowest crime rates in the country." -- Marion Barry, Mayor of Washington, D.C.

    "There are two kinds of truth. There are real truths, and there are made up truths." -- Marion Barry, on his arrest for drug use.

    "If crime went down 100%, it would still be fifty times higher than it should be." -- Councilman John Bowman, commenting on the high crime rate in Washington, D.C.

    "[I want to] make sure everybody who has a job wants a job." -- George Bush, during his first campaign for the presidency.

    "I would like to thank Nasal Beard for that warm welcome." -- George Bush, thanking Hazel Beard, mayor of Shreveport, Louisiana, in 1992.

    "Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning?" -- George W. Bush

    "I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." George W. Bush

    "The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case." George W. Bush

    "We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor as you like to be liked yourself." George W. Bush

    "When a great many people are unable to find work, unemployment results." -- Calvin Coolidge, ex-president, discussing the United States economic situation in 1931.

    "This opens the door on another chapter of history." -- Walter Cronkite

    "President Carter speaks loudly and carries a fly spotter, a fly swasher -- it's been a long day." -- Gerald Ford

    "If Lincoln was alive today, he'd roll over in his grave." -- Gerald Ford

    "Things are more like they are now than they have ever been." -- Gerald Ford

    "I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio." -- Gerald Ford

    "That is what has made America last these past 200 centuries." -- Gerald Ford

    "China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese." -- Charles de Gaulle, President of France

    "A zebra does not change its spots." -- Al Gore

    "The theories -- the ideas she expressed about equality of results within legislative bodies and with -- by outcome, by decisions made by legislative bodies, ideas related to proportional voting as a general remedy, not in particular cases where the circumstances make that a feasible idea..." -- Al Gore

    "The Pacific Yew can be cut down and processed to produce a potent chemical, taxol, which offers some promise of curing certain forms of lung, breast, and ovarian cancer in patients who would otherwise quickly die. It seems an easy choice -- sacrifice the tree for a human life -- until one learns that three trees must be destroyed for each patient treated, that only specimens more than a hundred years old contain the potent chemical in their bark, and that there are very few of these yews remaining on earth." -- Al Gore, from his book, "Earth In the Balance."

    "The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep." -- Senator S. I. Hayakawa

    "Wherever I have gone in this country, I have found Americans." -- Alf Landon (in America), during a speech in his presidential campaign against FDR.

    "There is a mandate to impose a voluntary return to traditional values." -- Ronald Reagan

    "The right to suffer is one of the joys of a free economy." -- Howard Pyle, aide to President Dwight D. Eisenhower, commenting on the unemployment situation in Detroit.

    "The streets are safe in Philadelphia -- it's only the people who make them unsafe." -- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia.

    "A man could not be in two places at the same time unless he were a bird." -- Sir Boyle Roche, eighteenth century Member of Parliament from Tralee.

    "I'm not indecisive. Am I indecisive?" -- Jim Scheibel, mayor of St. Paul, Minnesota.

    "Wait a minute! I'm not interested in agriculture. I want the military stuff." -- Senator William Scott, during a briefing in which officials began telling him about missile silos.
     
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    Dan Quayle, Vice President to George Bush from 1988-1992, is one of the most famous misstatement makers ever. Here is a collection of some of his most notorious flubs.

    "Hawaii has always been a very pivotal role in the Pacific. It is in the Pacific. It is a part of the United States that is an island that is right here."

    "What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is."

    "You all look like happy campers to me. Happy campers you are, happy campers you have been, and, as far as I am concerned, happy campers you will always be."

    "El Salvador is a democracy so it's not surprising that there are many voices to be heard here. Yet in my conversations with Salvadorans, I have heard a single voice."

    "I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy -- but that could change."

    "If we do not succeed, then we run the risk of failure."

    "Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."

    "I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."

    "We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world."

    "We have a firm commitment to NATO. We are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."

    "I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix."

    "My friends, no matter how rough the road may be, we can and we will, never, never surrender to what is right."

    "I deserve respect for the things I did not do."

    "I feel that this is my first year, that next year is an election year, that the third year is the mid point, and that the fourth year is the last chance I'll have to make a record since the last two years; I'll be a candidate again. Everything I do in those last two years will be posturing for the election. But right now I don't have to do that."

    "This President is going to lead us out of this recovery."

    "We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."

    "For NASA, space is still a high priority."

    "[The U.S. victory in Gulf War was a] stirring victory for the forces of aggression."

    "Bank failures are caused by depositors who don't deposit enough money to cover losses due to mismanagement."

    "The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."

    "Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts."

    "Mars is essentially in the same orbit. Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If there is oxygen, then we can breathe."

    "The future will be better tomorrow."

    "People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have tremendous impact on history."

    "Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it."

    "We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made."

    "One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Vice President, and that one word is 'to be prepared.'"

    "Let me just tell you how thrilling it really is, and how, what a challenge it is, because in 1988 the question is whether we're going forward to tomorrow or whether we're going to go past to the -- to the back!"

    "The loss of life will be irreplaceable."

    "Bobby Knight told me this: 'There is nothing that a good defense cannot beat a better offense.' In other words a good offense wins."

    "It's wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago."

    "This isn't a man who is leaving with his head between his legs."

    "Unfortunately, the people of Louisiana are not racists."

    "We lead in exporting jobs." -- Committing a Freudian slip while speaking to the Chamber of Commerce of Evansville, Indiana, a city which lost four large companies in the previous four years. He quickly changed the word 'jobs' to 'products.'

    "If you give a person a fish, they'll fish for a day. But if you train a person to fish, they'll fish for a lifetime."

    "We don't want to go back to tomorrow, we want to go forward."

    "Votes are like trees, if you are trying to build a forest. If you have more trees than you have forests, then at that point the pollsters will probably say you will win."

    "[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system."

    "Clinton cannot possibly win in 2000." -- Referring to Bill Clinton, who had already served two terms as President by 2000.

    "The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Dan Quayle may or may not make."

    "Every once in a while, you let a word or phrase out, and you want to catch it and bring it back. You can't do that. It's gone, gone forever."

    "I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
     
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    Richard M. Nixon - "I am not a crook!"

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  5. angelize56

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    Billy Boy Clinton "<b>I did not have sex with that woman</b>!"
     
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    Would appear some of our presidents and VP's are not very truthful, and when they are, sometimes don't make sense!:D
     
  7. angelize56

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    Let's not forget the British! :D

    "<b>It will be years -- not in my time -- before a woman will become Prime Minister</b>." -- Margaret Thatcher, 1974.
     
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