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"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself."
Peter O'Toole.
"The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev."
Robin Williams.
"Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches."
Jim Carey.
"Pavarotti is not vain, but conscious of being unique."
Peter Ustinov.
"There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad."
Salvador Dali.
"I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a terrible painter."
Tommy Cooper.
"I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it."
- Groucho Marx (1895-1977)
"Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens."
- Jimi Hendrix
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die."
- Mel Brooks
"I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to."
- Elvis Presley (1935-1977)

Peter O'Toole.
"The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev."
Robin Williams.
"Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches."
Jim Carey.
"Pavarotti is not vain, but conscious of being unique."
Peter Ustinov.
"There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad."
Salvador Dali.
"I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a terrible painter."
Tommy Cooper.
"I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it."
- Groucho Marx (1895-1977)
"Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens."
- Jimi Hendrix
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die."
- Mel Brooks
"I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to."
- Elvis Presley (1935-1977)