female hormones in beer ?

somefellow

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Subject: FW: health canada report



Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested
that men should take a look at their beer consumption,
considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into
women.

To test the finding, 100 men were fed 12 pints of beer
each.

It was then observed that 100% of the men gained
weight, talked excessively without making sense,
became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to
think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to
apologize when wrong.

No further testing is planned...... :D
 
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Somefellow - Hobbes was right, too funny! (y) :D

Moonie - You're right, that was horrible and in such poor taste! (n) :D
 
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Sheesh! I don't need no stinking hormones. I already sound like Gomer Pyle on Estrogen.

I don't believe a word of it! One of my many ex-husbands drank two cases of Coors every week-end. He had 6 affairs in five years. And yes, they were with girls. Although, knowing him, I wouldn't doubt he would entertain thoughts of any illicit liason, even with a 400 pound Martian, a cross-eyed gerbil, a week old corpse, or an innanimate object . The chase and the tryst were what mattered, not the actual sex, or even the species. Beer may contain female hormones, but if it does, he left them all in the terlet.

Ah.... sometimes I miss him. If only for the laughs.
 
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somefellow said:
moonie , you are contributing to the authenticity of the article ! :D
I dont see how.........

1) I havent gained weight in God knows how long :rolleyes:
2) I think my post was clear, concise and to the point
3) I hardly think I am emotional at this point and I was thinking rationally when i slapped ya.
4) I drive quite well, and dare you to find out otherwise.

and last but certainly not least.........

5) I am never wrong!!!! So I have nothing to apologize for! :D :D ;)
 

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