For AOL Users Only....


Thread Starter
Dec 5, 2003
Hey Gang,

I came across this and thought it was fun. BTW, I have been an AOL user for about 5 years....

If AOL Made CARS.....

1. The AOL car would have a TOP speed of 40 MPH yet have a 200 MPH speedometer.

2. The AOL car would come equipped with a NEW and fantastic 8-Track tape player.

3. The car would often refuse to start and owners would just expect this and try again later.

4. The windshield would have an extra dark tint to protect the driver from seeing better cars.

5. AOL would sell the same model car year after year and claim it's the NEW model.

6. Every now and then the brakes on the AOL car would just "lock-up" for no apparent reason.

7. The AOL car would have a very plain body style but would have lots'a pretty colors and lights.

8. Anyone dissatisfied could return the car but must continue to make payments for 6 months.

9. The AOL car would have an AOL Cell phone that can only place calls to other AOL car cell phones.

10. AOL would pass a new car law forbidding AOL car owners from driving near other car dealerships.

11. AOL car mechanics would have no experience in car repair.

12. Younger AOL car drivers would be able to make other peoples AOL cars stall just for fun.

13. It would not be possible to upgrade your AOL car stereo.

14. AOL cars would be forced to use AOL gas that cost 20% more and gave worse mileage.

15. AOL cars would come with a steering wheel and AOL would claim no other cars have them.

16. Every time you close the door on the AOL car it would say, "Good-Bye."
Apr 25, 2002
AOL was my first ISP... And all that car stuff sounds so true..

I could never stand going back to dial-up... :p
I like my 200+ MPH "car" (3MB/s cable). Even if it runs low on gas once in a while, it still is faster than AOL "cars" (dial-up)...

Good post Hulk.. (y)

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