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Discussion in 'Random Discussion' started by columbo, Feb 3, 2003.

  1. columbo

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    While visiting England recently, Jean Chretien is invited to have Tea with the Queen. Given his recent political problems, he decides to take advantage of her years of leadership experience and asks her what her leadership philosophy is.

    She responds that it is to surround herself with the most intelligent people she can find and let them do their jobs.
    Intrigued with this novel theory, Chretien asks her how she is able to tell if the people are intelligent.

    "I do so by asking them a test question" responds the Queen. "Allow me to demonstrate." The Queen then dials 10 Downing Street and asks to speak to Tony Blair.

    "Mr. Prime Minister, please answer a hypothetical question for me.
    " I'll do my best, Your Majesty" responds Blair.
    "Your mother has a child and your father has a child" says the Queen.
    "The child is not your brother or your sister. Who is the child?"
    Tony Blair hesitates momentarily and then confidently replies "Well, Your Majesty, I guess it would have to be me."
    "Correct" says the Queen. "Thank you and good day to you Sir." The Queen hangs up and says "Did you hear that Mr. Chretien? See how clever he is."

    Impressed, Chretien replies "I certainly did. I'll definitely be using
    that one when I conduct my next Cabinet shuffle back in Canada."

    Upon returning to Ottawa, Chretien decides he'd better put some of his senior Cabinet Ministers to the test. He summons Sheila Copps to his office and says,
    " Madame Minister, I wonder if you could answer a question for me?"
    "Why of course Sir" Copps responds eagerly, impressed that the Prime Minister was actually seeking her input on something.
    "Well, uh, let's say your mother has a child and your father too has a child. This child is not your brother and also is not your sister. Who is it?" Somewhat surprised at this odd question, Copps hems and haws and finally asks if she can have some time to think about it.
    "Certainly" responds Chretien. Copps immediately calls a meeting of other senior Liberals and they puzzle over the question for several hours. Totally baffled, they decide to conduct some research and contact a loyal Quebec consulting firm. A budget of $10 million is provided and intensive research is carried
    out over the next two weeks.

    Unfortunately, the consultants are unable to come up with an answer. Desperate to impress her boss, Copps decides to take a chance and calls Stephen Harper, who just happens to be in his office on Parliament Hill.
    "I realize you are just an Alberta redneck and are not all that wise in the ways of the world, but maybe you can help me out with a problem I have. I will certainly make it worth your while. I can guarantee your constituency at least a couple of hundred million in government spending over the next year."
    Harper is naturally skeptical about Liberal promises, but in the spirit of political co-operation he agrees to do what he can to help out.
    "O.K., here goes" says Copps. "Your mother has a child and your father has a child. The child is not your brother or your sister. Who is the child?"
    Without hesitating, Harper responds "It would be me, of course."
    Impressed at the Albertan's quick response, Copps quickly brushes off Harper and rushes to the Prime Minister's office.

    " I know the answer to your question Sir!! I know who the child is!!" Chretien, who was privately becoming a bit concerned at the delay in hearing back from Copps, is delighted.
    "Who is it Sheila?" he asks.
    With obvious pride, Copps replies "Its Stephen Harper Sir - it's Stephen Harper!!"
    Stunned, Chretien shouts in disgust, "Wrong you idiot - its Tony
    Blair!!"




    :D I wouldn't be suprised to find out that this was a true story.
     
  2. GreenIs

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    LMAFO!!!!!!! Oh that's good!!!! I'm sending that out to my gov friends!
     
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