Happy Birthday Candy's Hubby!

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angelize56

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Candy let the cat out of the bag...of course usually it's kittens! :D Happy Birthday to you Candy's hubby! Sorry I don't know your name! Hope you're having a nice birthday! Say....can I give you a birthday spanking??? :D Take care! angel :)
 
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You mean she lets him read this stuff :confused: ....... Well he must be a very good boy ;)

Happy Birthday!!!!
 
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Good Grief I am sure he is enjoying his birthday... With more spankings then he can handle...


Crack that whip
Give the past the slip
Step on a crack
Break your momma's back

When a problem comes along
You must whip it
Before the cream sits out too long
You must whip it
When something's going wrong
You must whip it

now whip it
into shape
shape it up
get straight
go forward
move ahead
try to detect it
it's not too late
to whip it
whip it good

When a good time turns around
You must whip it
You will never live it down
Unless you whip it
No one gets their way
Until they whip it

I say whip it
Whip it good
 
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Many Happy Returns Mr Candy,

Though I must say you have a very feisty wife.

There was a simple misunderstanding and she threatened to disable me.

Please endeavour to placate her.


RSM.:eek: :eek:
 

bassetman

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Hmmm Candie's Man!? :cool:

Happy Birthday Dude! :D
 

pyritechips

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Happy Birthday Candy Man! :D

Song: Candy Man

Bill: Who can take a sunrise
Sprinkle it in dew
Cover it in chocolate
and a miracle or two?

The candyman
The candyman can
The candyman can cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good

Who can take a rainbow
Wrap it is a sigh
Soak it in the sun
and make a strawberry lemon pie?

Children: The candyman?

Bill: The candyman
The candyman can
The candyman can cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good

Willy Wonka makes
Everything he bakes
Satisfying and delicious
Talk about your childhood wishes
You can even eat the dishes

Who can take tomorrow
Dip it in a deam
Seperate the sorrow
And collect up all the cream?

The candyman

Children:Willy Wonka can

Bill: The candyman can cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good
And the world tastes good cause the candyman thinks it should
 
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Candy Man? :eek:
Wasn't that a horror movie???

Happy birthday none the less... just be careful of what you wish for (I think that was what the movie was about)
 

Shadow Bea

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Naww.. lol :D in that movie I think you had to say candy man three times and throw salt over your shoulder or some such nonsense.. LOL
 
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