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Discussion in 'Random Discussion' started by ajdupont, Feb 7, 2003.

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  1. ajdupont

    ajdupont Thread Starter

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    Some of you may have alreay seen this. I just did and thoght it was pretty good.;)

    Subject: Hormone Hostage



    The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the
    month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and
    he takes his life in his own hands!
    This is a handy guide that should be as common as a
    driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend,
    or significant other!


    DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
    SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
    SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?

    DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
    SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
    SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!

    DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
    SAFER: Could we be over-reacting?
    SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.



    DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
    SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
    SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?


    And my personal favorite.....
    DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
    SAFER: I hope you didn't over do it today.
    SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!



    And remember:
    Money talks. Chocolate sings.




    ajdupont
     
  2. angelize56

    angelize56 Always remembered in our hearts

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    And how do you make a hormone....pinch her! :D
     
  3. ajdupont

    ajdupont Thread Starter

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    LOL Angel:D :D
     
  4. angelize56

    angelize56 Always remembered in our hearts

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    Hee hee AJ! :D
     
  5. LANMaster

    LANMaster Banned

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    You naughty girl!

    Please don't stop.

    Wait .... is this the Flirt thread? *LAN looks around the room, curiously*
     
  6. BTex

    BTex

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    I heard that you dont pay her
     
  7. angelize56

    angelize56 Always remembered in our hearts

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    LAN: Have you ever personally made a hormone? :) Hope she didn't over charge ya! :) Funny guy! Take care. angel

    P.S.-So you do leave the political threads once in awhile! :D

    BTex: :)
     
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