Thread Starter
May 17, 2001
Some of you may have alreay seen this. I just did and thoght it was pretty good.;)

Subject: Hormone Hostage

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the
month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and
he takes his life in his own hands!
This is a handy guide that should be as common as a
driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend,
or significant other!

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be over-reacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

And my personal favorite.....
DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't over do it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!

And remember:
Money talks. Chocolate sings.



Jan 6, 2003
Originally posted by angelize56:
And how do you make a hormone....pinch her! :D
You naughty girl!

Please don't stop.

Wait .... is this the Flirt thread? *LAN looks around the room, curiously*


Always remembered in our hearts
Apr 17, 2002
LAN: Have you ever personally made a hormone? :) Hope she didn't over charge ya! :) Funny guy! Take care. angel

P.S.-So you do leave the political threads once in awhile! :D

BTex: :)

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