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How to drive the men crazy...a retaliation

Discussion in 'Random Discussion' started by valley, Feb 19, 2003.

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  1. valley

    valley Thread Starter

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    Go get 'em girls! :p

    Stash feminine products in their lunchpails, cars or briefcases as cute reminders that you were thinking of them.

    Look them in the eye and start laughing. (during an intimate moment)

    Gather many female friends and dance to "I Will Survive" while they are present. Sing all the words. Sing to them. Sing loud.

    Plan little relationship anniversaries, i.e. the monthly anniversary of the time you saw each other in the library for five minutes. Then get mad at them for forgetting. Then cry.

    Constantly claim you're fat. Ask them. Then cry, regardless of their answer.

    Take the batteries out of all the remotes in the house. (Hide them well.)

    Organize his workshop, bedroom, or other special place.

    Bribe his faithful dog away from him with a steady diet of Ring Dings.

    Stare at his forehead and when he notices, casually ask if there is any history of male pattern baldness on his mother's side.

    "Accidentally" fill the gas tank of his new Jag with diesel.

    Repeatedly misplace the cordless phone, preferably in a different room each time.

    Repeatedly lose his cellular phone in restaurants around town.

    Insist upon a lot of "meaningful conversations."

    Have your mother fly in for a month-long visit unannounced.

    Reverse his contact lenses in their case.

    Snip a small hole in his fishing waders, then follow him with a camera to capture his "sinking" on film.
     
  2. valley

    valley Thread Starter

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    another one:

    fill him full of coffee, get him to do your chores, offering a donut for when he is done...then after a week or so when he finally gets the job almost done...eat the donut yourself, saying that you forgot all about it! :D
     
  3. littlemar

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    Some of these things seem really mean. Why ruin a perfectly good Jag and fishing boat when I could use them. LOL

    Driving men crazy???? Nagging might do it!!! LOL Not that I ever do that! :eek: ;)

    Treat them like the two year old they're acting like. :p

    Ask them to buy those feminine products. :eek:
     
  4. valley

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    true...but the waders arent a boat....they're those rubber coveralls that guys wear when they're fishing to keep from getting wet. The image is just too funny....:D

    I agree that a lot of them are mean, though ;)
     
  5. valley

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    looks like we drove 'em out, girls.....just the 4 of us in the forum right now! ;)
     
  6. littlemar

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    opps read that part too fast and misread it. Oh well, thanks for making me go back and reread that part. LOL

    That does sound funny about the waders.

    Some of these are appropriate for getting even more then driving crazy. :eek:
     
  7. valley

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    oops...who let lanmaster in?
     
  8. Rhettman5.1

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    The #1 way to drive a man crazy??!....Marry one!!! :D :D :(
     
  9. valley

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    yep....that'll work :D
     
  10. GreenIs

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    Whenever I wanted to drive my 2BX nuts, I used to go into his tool box (he's a mechanic) and rearrange his draws.- This was usually after a chauvinistic comment he had made. He'd go blooming mad saying he couldn't find anything and that everything was in the wrong draw. I'd just reply, "oh sorry, just being the proper little wife you want, and making sure I do my womanly duties and tidy everything up.":eek: :D
     
  11. LANMaster

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    What you talkin' 'bout Willis?
    :D
     
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    Hide the power supply cord to his PC... :D
     
  13. anlore2001

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    That one would just kill us. Althought the mother-in-law dropping in unannounced for a month would rank a very close second :D
     
  14. jimi

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    it gets even better when the smart arsed punk clerk gets on the P.A. system acking for a price check on an Exxon Valdez oil spill size package of super absorbent material for the gentleman on aisle 5.

    yes this actually happened, and no i didn't bat an eye, why?? this isn't something that will go away:)
     
  15. ComputerFix

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    Proceed any question with...

    "Now honey, be honest....."

    (the cliche standard question is "Do I look fat in this", but I have learned that there are many others that can follow)
     
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