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How to drive women crazy

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  1. belveder

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    1. Call her by the dog's name and then deny it.

    2. Answer all her questions with a question, preferably one on a
    totally different subject.

    3. Superglue the commode seat in the up position.

    4. Shrink her jeans and when she overreacts because she thinks that
    she's gaining weight, give her a condescending smile and say that you
    prefer her with some meat on her bones.

    5. Firmly refuse to ever ask for directions even if you find yourself
    in Georgia when your original destination was California.

    6. Call her by your mother's name and then deny it.

    7. Start a conversation with the dog in the middle of one with her.

    8. Buy her power tools for Valentine's Day.

    9. Never give her a straight answer.

    10. Take up yodelling and practice a lot.

    11. Quote Tim Allen to validate your position during arguments.

    12. Leave the newspaper open to an ad for plastic surgery.

    13. Pretend you forgot how to speak English.

    14. Answer every question with "Yes, dear."
     
  2. littlemar

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    Whoa, someone with a death wish. LOL :D :eek: ;)
     
  3. ~Candy~

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    Sounds like someone in need of some 'training.' :D :D
     
  4. valley

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    yep...mine does this one. He has a very short attention span. I usually show my irritation by picking up whatever is closest to me and throwing it at him.
     
  5. littlemar

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    They forgot one - sing the wrong words to a song "off key" and loud enough to rattle windows. :eek:
     
  6. Rockn

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    Calling your wife by her sisters name....LOL That always get's their attention.
     
  7. littlemar

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    LOL Your's too as you're getting hit over the head!!! LOL
     
  8. ~Candy~

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    Calling her by the ex-girlfriend's name is a killer too :mad:
     
  9. n2gun

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    close all the malls for a week :D :D :D
     
  10. BTex

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    get tow feet of snow and be cooped up eith a husband and three kids for 5 days

    #5 sends my wife thru the roof
     
  11. ~Candy~

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    No no no no no.........drive them crazy.......not outright kill them :eek:
     
  12. GreenIs

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    How to drive women crazy.....

    Just breath and sooner or later even that will annoy us.
    :eek: ;) :p :D Worked on me.:eek: :D
     
  13. valley

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    Elsa..thats the best yet! :D:D:D
     
  14. LANMaster

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    Who let Valley in here?

    :D :D ;) :D :D
     
  15. Jonesiegirl

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    Or how's about when yer on the phone, and He needs to know where his clean underwear are... :rolleyes:
     
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