I NEED a few spare parts .. Please Donate

[Space Cowboy]

I really need this stuff ASAP .. so please send what ya can to:

Space Cowboy
Space Station #5
Random Orbital Position
Earth

AMD Athlon 64 FX-57 (939) (Retail Box-w-Fan)
2 GB DDR (2 pcs 1GB) PC-3200 (400) OCZ Dual-Channel
ATI (Original) FireGL V7100 256MB DDR3/PCI-E/Dual-DVI
Western Digital 74 GB SATA 10K Raptor

All contributions are tax deductable .. as long as you don't get caught

 

[Rockn]

Have you ever heard the phrase "when hell freezes over". Ya...I'll get right on that.

If you post your credit card number I can have it overnighted to you.

 

[Space Cowboy]

Geeze O Pete .. Mr. Burns .. I really thought I could count on you

When your down there let me know when that happens would ya

 

[ashes@work]

When your down there let me know when that happens would ya

When hes down there... like he ever comes out

Mr Meanie.....

 

[HenryVI]

Well SC, I can donate 1,110 for that AMD 64 thingamajig, but thats not enough so.....

 

[Rockn]

Why would you even post it? Cause it is really humorous ya know.

 

[Stoner]

Why would you even post it? Cause it is really humorous ya know.

Cause it's a slow day on the space station


Hell, the shipping alone will break him......

I really need this stuff so please send what ya can to:

Space Cowboy
Space Station #5
Random Orbital Position
Earth

who cares about the cost of the parts

 

[HenryVI]

Well where is space station #5??

Wasn't that what I saw blasting off to Jupiter last night?

That might be why he needs the pieces...

 

[Stoner]

Better yet, what happened to #4 ...............

 

[HenryVI]

I think he broke that 1, he prolly used an Intel Pentium 1 chip or somthin.....

 

[cheese]

Well, its not much..but heres some change after my last paycheck ><

 

[Rockn]

Mmmmkkkkk!

 

[Space Cowboy]

Calling all you humans on planet earth.

This is of the utmost importance !! Your feeble planet cannot survive without my intervention. I cannot help however if I don't have MORE POWER !!!

You are currently under attack by the most hideous of all evil creatures that you have ever encountered before. The Commies, Borg, Darkvader, Darkside, Comets, Meteorites, Republicans and other know evil things cannot compare to this new and current threat that has targeted your vulnerable planet.

I must have a major upgrade to do battle with this new and unforseen evil force that has taken up amongst you. He MUST be destroyed before he gets any stronger.

We Must act NOW !!!

I sit up here all alone and watch over your planet for you. The least you could do is give me the tools needed to protect you from this vile and evil force.

He Must be Stopped .. I encourage you to give generously to this noble cause for I am unsure as to how much power is needed to stop this creature from Hell.

Time is of the essence so PayPal me NOW .. I will do my best to protect you.

I cannot tell you his name cause he goes by many .. And
your women and children run, hide and cry hysterically at the mer mention of his evil name.

But here is the last known scan of his hideously .. repulsive .. and evil face.

God Bless Us All
Cowboy

 

[cheese]

Mmmmkkkkk!

Jump ship! Space authority Rockn has arrived!~

 

[hewee]

Here get what you want.