I NEED a few spare parts .. Please Donate

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Have you ever heard the phrase "when hell freezes over". Ya...I'll get right on that.

If you post your credit card number I can have it overnighted to you.
 

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Geeze O Pete .. Mr. Burns .. I really thought I could count on you :confused:

When your down there let me know when that happens would ya :p
 
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Well SC, I can donate 1,110 for that AMD 64 thingamajig, but thats not enough so.....
 
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Why would you even post it? Cause it is really humorous ya know.
 

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Rockn said:
Why would you even post it? Cause it is really humorous ya know.


Cause it's a slow day on the space station :confused:


Hell, the shipping alone will break him......
I really need this stuff so please send what ya can to:

Space Cowboy
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who cares about the cost of the parts :D
 
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Well where is space station #5??

Wasn't that what I saw blasting off to Jupiter last night?

That might be why he needs the pieces...
 
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I think he broke that 1, he prolly used an Intel Pentium 1 chip or somthin.....
 

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Calling all you humans on planet earth.

This is of the utmost importance !! Your feeble planet cannot survive without my intervention. I cannot help however if I don't have MORE POWER !!!

You are currently under attack by the most hideous of all evil creatures that you have ever encountered before. The Commies, Borg, Darkvader, Darkside, Comets, Meteorites, Republicans and other know evil things cannot compare to this new and current threat that has targeted your vulnerable planet.

I must have a major upgrade to do battle with this new and unforseen evil force that has taken up amongst you. He MUST be destroyed before he gets any stronger.

We Must act NOW !!!

I sit up here all alone and watch over your planet for you. The least you could do is give me the tools needed to protect you from this vile and evil force.

He Must be Stopped .. I encourage you to give generously to this noble cause for I am unsure as to how much power is needed to stop this creature from Hell.

Time is of the essence so PayPal me NOW .. I will do my best to protect you.

I cannot tell you his name cause he goes by many .. And
your women and children run, hide and cry hysterically at the mer mention of his evil name.

But here is the last known scan of his hideously .. repulsive .. and evil face.

God Bless Us All
Cowboy
 

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