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Discussion in 'Random Discussion' started by robsisk, Dec 23, 2010.

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  1. robsisk

    robsisk Thread Starter

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    Alright, I've been in IT for about 15 years now. Mostly Network administration...However I still have to visit users from time to time. It never fails that while i'm a in a users cube, someone will stumble in and say "wow...Steve (name of user) you've changed" or something to that affect. I'm pretty quick but I've yet to find a smart a$$ comment for this comment that gets O so old. Please help
     
  2. franca

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    Into What ?.......LOL
     
  3. galoryber

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    Everything except my underwear
     
  4. Blackmirror

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    Well say yes i used to be a woman lol
     
  5. Stoner

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    " I'm not 'Steve' "...............:D
     
  6. bomb #21

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    "Did you not get a copy of the memo spelling out that unwanted comments of a personal nature constitute harassment?"

    How long you pause before you :D is up to you. ;)
     
  7. katonca

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    "damn Darwinism"
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    Bomb old man good to see you, Merry Christmas to you and yours :)
     
  8. bomb #21

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    LOL!

    (back atcha Dave :))
     
  9. WendyM

    WendyM Retired Trusted Advisor

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    I used to work help desk, and believe me, I feel your pain. I generally said (without looking up) "that's funny" in as deadpan of a voice as I could. It's not witty, but it usually made them go away. :)

    And, completely off topic, but not really since Dave already did it ... Andy! What are you doing here? :D
     
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