I need a witty comeback.

robsisk

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Alright, I've been in IT for about 15 years now. Mostly Network administration...However I still have to visit users from time to time. It never fails that while i'm a in a users cube, someone will stumble in and say "wow...Steve (name of user) you've changed" or something to that affect. I'm pretty quick but I've yet to find a smart a$$ comment for this comment that gets O so old. Please help
 
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"Did you not get a copy of the memo spelling out that unwanted comments of a personal nature constitute harassment?"

How long you pause before you :D is up to you. ;)
 
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"damn Darwinism"
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Bomb old man good to see you, Merry Christmas to you and yours :)
 

WendyM

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I used to work help desk, and believe me, I feel your pain. I generally said (without looking up) "that's funny" in as deadpan of a voice as I could. It's not witty, but it usually made them go away. :)

And, completely off topic, but not really since Dave already did it ... Andy! What are you doing here? :D
 

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