I think I've finally identified who the real Chattan/Herge/Popski is!!!

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After countless hours of research; I think I have finally identified who the curious character Chattan/Herge/Popski is. I will thus reveal it to all.

I think he is a freakish mutant of the following personalities.

ISSUES:



Issues has an issue and she wants it to be everyone's issue. The discussion could be about fondue pots and Issue would rage about the multinational corporate conspiracy to exploit fondue pot workers. Of course, Issues is found among all ideological persuasions - anti-gun mothers, gun totin' mothers, bloodthirsty feminists, troglodyte misogynists, politically correct, politically incorrect, lefties, righties, vegetarians, carnivores, radical Rotarians - it doesn't matter. HINT: An effective tactic to employ against Issues is indifference.



IMPOSTOR:



Impostor is a digital Proteus who changes his persona whenever it suits his purposes. That 21 year old co-ed from Arizona State you met in a discussion forum may, in fact, be a retired steel worker from Pittsburgh. Impostor will claim to be black, white, rich, poor, young, old, straight or gay, and if he's good he can pull it off - at least for a while. Of course, there are sinister, even criminal reasons Impostor would lie about who he is, but more often he fakes it to lend weight to his arguments, or simply to amuse himself. Impostor's requisite imagination and good writing skills can make him a formidable enemy, but even the best of this Warrior class will eventually blunder and reveal their true identity. Once uncovered, Impostor will always flee, but he may return in another form - you just never know...




NOTE: Due to unsuccessful interbreeding between the two, he is good at neither. He does not know how to take a hint at fleeing, and he is not good at adopting another alias. He is a sad, sad, little man sitting somewhere at his computer trying to initiate others into his racist cultlike faction. :rolleyes: :eek:
 

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