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I'm Really Scared

Discussion in 'Random Discussion' started by yteam, Jan 30, 2007.

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  1. yteam

    yteam Thread Starter

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    Hi Folks. :eek:
    He has been playing with my mind since Windows 95!
    All through W98 WME and now XP he has been out to get me.
    The man hates me it's obvious.

    And now I learn that Bill Gates is coming to Scotland and will be only 20 miles away from me. Do you think he has finally come to get me in person??

    I am off to hide under the bed, wrap myself in security patches, and try to blue screen him out of my mind. I dont want to be seen in his Vista.

    If I dont appear at Tech Guy again you will all know why....notify my lawyer if I dont.

    Wish me luck.
     
  2. angelize56

    angelize56 Always remembered in our hearts

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    Tempt the fates and go see him in person yteam! ;) :D
     
  3. iltos

    iltos

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    LOL, yteam

    and welcome to tsg

    buy a mac :p
     
  4. rob.rice

    rob.rice

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    Install linux and open office export all MS file formats to RTF then deleate all MS format files

    Now that you have a MS free computer he has no way to find you
     
  5. WarC

    WarC

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    I think you should locate him, and treat him to a pie in the face. It's been done before, I'm sure his time has come again.

    Then yell, "Now you really ARE filthy rich!" or something like that.

    I'd wear knee pads, elbow pads, and a helmet. He probably has security.
     
  6. izzitizack

    izzitizack

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    Buy a mac.. LOL
     
  7. yteam

    yteam Thread Starter

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    Wheeeew,
    Just found out that he is not here as part of a personal vendetta against me at all. :)

    Apparently he is here to teach business skills to our political leaders. That's good as he is going to charge nearly twice as much for Windows Vista over here as he is in the USA.

    Oh well, I remember paying the equivalent of 3 dollars for a hula hoop when I was a kid so the more things change the more they stay the same.

    Dont be surprised if the cost of Scotch doubles in the next few months folks.

    Keep up the good work Tech Guys......
     
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