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IRS Humor

Discussion in 'Random Discussion' started by bassetman, Feb 3, 2003.

  1. bassetman

    bassetman Moderator (deceased) - Gone but never forgotten Thread Starter

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    A bright, young, fresh-out-of-school auditor just
    joined the IRS, excited to begin tracking down
    high-powered offenders, like the Enron or WorldCom
    guys. Anxious for his first high-powered audit, he was
    a bit dismayed when his assignment was to audit a
    Rabbi.

    Looking over the books his taxes were pretty straight
    forward, and the Rabbi was clearly very frugal, so he
    thought he'd make his day interesting by having a
    little fun with the Rabbi. "Rabbi," he said, "I
    noticed that you buy a lot of candles."

    "Yes," answered the Rabbi.

    "Well, Rabbi, what do you do with the candle
    drippings?" he asked.

    "A good question," noted the Rabbi. "We actually save
    them up and when we have enough, we send them back to
    the candle maker. And every now and then, they send us
    a free box of candles."

    "Oh," replied the auditor somewhat disappointed that
    his unusual question actually had a practical answer.
    So he thought he'd go on, in his obnoxious way...
    "Rabbi, what about all these matzo purchases? What do
    you do with the crumbs from the matzo?"

    "Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi calmly, "we actually
    collect up all the crumbs from the matzo and when we
    have enough, we send them in a box back to the
    manufacturer and every now and then, they send a box
    of matzo balls! "

    "Oh," replied the auditor, thinking hard how to
    fluster the Rabbi.

    "Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all
    the foreskins from the circumcisions?"

    "Yes, here too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi.
    "What we do is save up all the foreskins, and
    when we have enough we actually send them to the
    I.R.S."

    "The I.R.S.?," questioned the auditor in disbelief.

    "Ahh, yes," replied the Rabbi, "the I.R.S. " ...and
    about once a year, they send us a little prick, just
    like you."
     
  2. littlemar

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  3. LANMaster

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    IRS = organized crime syndicate.
     
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