Is your Computer male or female?

joe2cool

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Is your Computer male or female?
A group of computer scientist (all female) came to the conclusion that computers should be classified as male because:

Five reasons to believe computers are male:
1. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
2. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.
3. As soon as you commit to one you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model.
4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
5. Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the night.


At this same conference another group (all male) decided they should be classed 'female' for the following reasons:

Five reasons to believe computers are female:
1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. The message "Bad command or file name" is about as informative as, "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".
4. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
5. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.


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LANMaster

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All mine are deffinitely women.

I have to wait for them to get ready.
When they won't cooperate, there's NOTHING you can do
When they crash, f-ing with them is the WORST thing to do
If there's an argument, they win ... that's that.
They are right, you are wrong.
If you're busy with one, the other NEVER understands!
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angelize56

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LAN.....and keep your fingers off my keyboard! :D angel :)
 
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Mine is male as it turns on at touch 0f a button. Stays up as long as needed.. Has a big Hard Drive... Hates downtime... Has a lot of Ram and does not make a lot of noise... :D
 

angelize56

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Chris: You forgot the insert and end.....and the escape! :D You silly man! angel :D

And of course the control! :D
 
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Tuppence2

Mines a male, named Ziggy - demanding and insensitive. Always dozing (crashing); does just what he likes, when ever he likes; won't come in for dinner (maintenance) when wanted, and off in a world of his own most of the time.

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Tuppence2

chuckle chuckle, when's it due boyoh, and have you chosen a name?

:D :cool:
 
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My computer is definately male. And hubby gets jealous of him every now and then. :eek:
 
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I'm teaching my computer to be a Lesbian. He's definately not going to like it though.
(yes and ok, sorry, I'll consider myself slapped silly - why don't the smilies work?)
 
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Tuppence2

:D :cool: Now why would you want to do that, then, Moby? By the way, does it communicate in Welsh?

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angelize56

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I'm teaching my computer to be a Lesbian
But Moby then she won't let you touch her anymore! :D I'm not sure anyone at TSG could help you with that problem then! :)
 

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