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joke of the day!

Discussion in 'Random Discussion' started by $teve, Feb 4, 2003.

  1. $teve

    $teve Thread Starter

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    scroll down slowly:D


    > >One day in the future, Osama bin Laden has a heart
    > >attack and dies. He
    > > immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting
    > >for him.
    > >
    > >"I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You
    > >are on my list, but
    > >I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay
    > >here, so I'll tell
    > >you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of folks
    > >here who weren't
    > >quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you
    > >have to take their
    > >place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves." Osama
    > >thought that sounded
    > >pretty good, so he agreed.
    > >
    > >The devil opened the first room; in it was Richard
    > >Nixon and a large
    > >pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty
    > >handed-over and
    > >over and over.
    > >Such was his fate in hell. "No," bin Laden said. "I
    > >don't think so. I'm
    > >not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that
    > >all day long."
    > >
    > >The devil led him to the next room; in it was Tony
    > >Blair with a sledge
    > >hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing
    > >that hammer, time
    > >after time after time. "No, I've got this problem with
    > >my shoulder. I
    > >would be in constant agony if all I could do was break
    > >rocks all day,"
    > >commented
    > >Osama bin Laden.
    > >
    > >The devil opened a third door. In it, Osama saw Bill
    > >Clinton, lying on
    > >he floor with his arms staked over his head, and his
    > >legs staked in a
    > >spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky,
    > >doing what she
    > >does best.
    > >
    > >Osama bin Laden looked at this in disbelief for a
    > >while and finally
    > >said,
    > >"Yeah, I can handle this." The devil smiled and
    > >replied................
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    "OK, Monica, you're free to go."

    :D :p
     
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