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> >One day in the future, Osama bin Laden has a heart
> >attack and dies. He
> > immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting
> >for him.
> >
> >"I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You
> >are on my list, but
> >I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay
> >here, so I'll tell
> >you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of folks
> >here who weren't
> >quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you
> >have to take their
> >place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves." Osama
> >thought that sounded
> >pretty good, so he agreed.
> >
> >The devil opened the first room; in it was Richard
> >Nixon and a large
> >pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty
> >handed-over and
> >over and over.
> >Such was his fate in hell. "No," bin Laden said. "I
> >don't think so. I'm
> >not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that
> >all day long."
> >
> >The devil led him to the next room; in it was Tony
> >Blair with a sledge
> >hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing
> >that hammer, time
> >after time after time. "No, I've got this problem with
> >my shoulder. I
> >would be in constant agony if all I could do was break
> >rocks all day,"
> >commented
> >Osama bin Laden.
> >
> >The devil opened a third door. In it, Osama saw Bill
> >Clinton, lying on
> >he floor with his arms staked over his head, and his
> >legs staked in a
> >spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky,
> >doing what she
> >does best.
> >
> >Osama bin Laden looked at this in disbelief for a
> >while and finally
> >said,
> >"Yeah, I can handle this." The devil smiled and
> >replied................
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"OK, Monica, you're free to go."