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  1. angelize56

    angelize56 Always remembered in our hearts Thread Starter

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    Pick any member you want and write a short and rhyming witty poem about them....say 4-12 lines or so! :D Take care! angel

    Mulder:

    Mulder is a gem, he sparkles among the best.
    If only he would give our Miss Moonie a rest!
    If I were you Mulder I'd watch out Bub!
    'Cause Sis is wielding about a 7 iron club!

    Things could get ugly, things could get worse!
    But you can always get treated by this nurse!
    So run Mulder run from Moonie before you lose!
    And end up sporting a big ole nasty bruise! :D
     
  2. izme

    izme

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    oh boy oh boy oh boy

    I am going to have fun in this thread!


    :D (y)

    Fish writes up some TSG member poems

    be back later ;)
     
  3. pyritechips

    pyritechips Gone but Never Forgotten

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    Jim
    There never was a day so sweet
    As that wonderful day we did meet
    On air, like a feather,
    I gracefully flittered
    To your side on my willing fleet feet!

    I love you Melissa! :)
     
  4. Mulderator

    Mulderator

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    I was buying this up to the "fleet feet" part!

    :D
     
  5. Mulderator

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    For all the TSG girls!

    Roses are Red
    Violets are Blue
    Angel loves Mulder
    and so do you!

    (y)
     
  6. pyritechips

    pyritechips Gone but Never Forgotten

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    Roses are red
    Lilacs are purple
    If you think this poems gonna rhyme
    You got another thing coming! :D

    (I know Chris, my size 11's with a permanently buggered big right toe can't be very fleet but the damn poem wasn't for you anyway, Mr. Smarty Pants! :p )
     
  7. izme

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    There once was a gal named Moonie
    who was kind of a kanuckian loonie :eek: :p (just kidding moonie)(fish hides 5-Iron) :p
    when mulder sat down beside her
    his motives so unclear
    Angel chimes in and sais
    yah leave that lady alone Mulder, yah hear?
    then fish steps in
    with a funny grin
    "how much laughing can we do in a year?" (y)


    There once was a hoser named gibble
    who tried to drink a beer
    but would only dribble
    Drink American beer, ya hear?
    fish would have to set him straight
    before it got way too late
    America rules in hockey, without a doubt
    so have another Miller
    and try not to pout :D

    AcaCandy your so dandy
    was a pool boy once
    but now I'm not so handy
    and as I drink my java
    I think of how lucky it is
    to be chava ;)

    Big M Big M
    that is your name
    with a sharp wit
    while being fair game
    yah sure have knack for getting us P.O.d
    your motives are clear ya horny toad
    You say you have a heiram
    When all you do is scare em
    But we all know the truth
    you really need lessons from Dr. Ruth :D

    TSG gormand
    wave that cooking wand
    I'd like some peking Duck
    and if it tastes real bad
    I will be sad
    and yell WTF? :mad: :D


    Ashes Ashes
    Cornfed Girl
    I put you on my shoulders
    and start to twirl
    I think I went too fast
    cuz now you must hurl
    Been on my back for a year or two
    couldn't think of a better passenger
    than you ;)
     
  8. Mulderator

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    I think it's safe to say Fish poses no immediate threat of dislodging any of the world's great poets from there positions of prominence!

    :D
     
  9. izme

    izme

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    Quickies are never that good Mulder

    but you would know that all to well huh? :eek: :D :D
     
  10. Gibble

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    Agreed, I don't even like beer!
     
  11. Gibble

    Gibble

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    It is plain to me,
    a canuckian fellow,
    that sdc,
    really needs to mellow.
    His words all muddled,
    his meaning hazy,
    to hell with the rest of this poem,
    I'm feeling lazy.
     
  12. pyritechips

    pyritechips Gone but Never Forgotten

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    Ahem! They can be! ;)

    New poem:

    What's icky and slimy and smelly and squishy?

    OMG OMG! I don't believe it: it's fishy!

    :D
     
  13. Mulderator

    Mulderator

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    With you
    that's true
    but with Mulder
    a "Quickie" will do!

    :D
     
  14. Mulderator

    Mulderator

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    The man they call fish
    is quite a strange fellow
    Sometimes he's hotheaded
    Sometimes he's mellow
    His IQ is too low
    His jokes are real bad
    One thing he does know
    Don't make Mulder mad! :mad:

    :D
     
  15. izme

    izme

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    :mad:

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