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poem of the day

Discussion in 'Random Discussion' started by $teve, Jan 16, 2003.

  1. $teve

    $teve Thread Starter

    Oct 9, 2001
    If You're Happy And You Know It Bomb Iraq
    by John Robbins

    If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
    If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
    If the terrorists are Saudi,
    And your alibi is shoddy,
    And your tastes remain quite gaudy,
    Bomb Iraq.

    If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
    If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
    If you think that SUVs,
    Are the best thing since sliced cheese,
    And your father you must please,
    Bomb Iraq.

    If the globe is quickly warming, bomb Iraq.
    If the poor will soon be storming, bomb Iraq.
    We assert that might makes right,
    Burning oil is a delight,
    For the empire we will fight,
    Bomb Iraq.

    If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
    If we think that someone's dissed us, bomb
    So to hell with the inspections,
    Let's look tough for the elections,
    Close your mind and take directions, Bomb Iraq.

    If corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
    If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
    If your politics are sleazy,
    And hiding that ain't easy,
    And your manhood's getting queasy,
    Bomb Iraq.

    Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
    For our might now knows no borders, bomb Iraq.
    Disagree? We'll call it treason It's the make war not love season,
    Even if we have no reason,
    Bomb Iraq.

    ;) :p :D
  2. joe2cool


    Feb 7, 2002
    Could have been written by 'Bush' himself......then again ;)

  3. angelize56

    angelize56 Always remembered in our hearts

    Apr 17, 2002
    Threw this little poem together just now. :) Take care. angel

    Some where out there Bin Laden is getting his kicks!
    Today he's been long gone now going on day 486!
    I'm hoping some day since he is six foot five.
    He'll be spotted but only bones and not alive!
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