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Redneck Test

Discussion in 'Random Discussion' started by Deke40, Apr 1, 2004.

  1. Deke40

    Deke40 Thread Starter

    Jun 27, 2002
    No fudging. Scroll down for the answers.

    Redneck Test

    This is a true test of your Southern-ness. This test really can't be cheated on, either you know it or you don't. The true southerner should achieve a minimum in the high teens.

    1) How many Vienna Sausages are in a can?

    2) What was the number and color of Richard Petty's cars?

    3) Bill Dance is good at what?

    4) What university does Bill Dance root for?

    5) Where did Herschel Walker play football (college)?

    6) After boiling peanuts for an hour you have what?

    7) In cubic inches, how big is the smallest 1966 GM small-block V8?

    8) A Cajun is likely to speak what furrin language?

    9) What is a chigger?

    10) What is scrapple?

    11) Where is "The Redneck Riviera?"

    12) What's that fuzzy stuff hanging off the oak tree?

    13) What follows logically? Johnson, Mercury, __________________.

    14) What's the common name for a bowfin?

    15) If you mated a heifer and a steer, what would you get?

    16) Who sang "Your Cheatin' Heart?"

    17) What are grits made out of?

    18) Who was nicknamed "The Bear"?

    19) Why is the Blue Ridge blue?

    20) What did The Baldwin Sisters make?

    21) Who was Andy Taylor's love interest?

    22) What are the call letters for the radio station that carries "The
    Grand Ol'Opry"?

    23) Where would you grow those yellow onions?

    24) What sport requires 3 legs and a rope?

    25) What instrument did Bill Monroe play (typically)?

    26) How many strings on a banjo (two possible aswers) ?

    27) When you argue with a fool, what is he doing?

    28) What is a scuppernong?

    29) Do you want the goats to get into the kudzu?

    30) Why do you want to eat "high on the hog?"

    31) What color is your John Deere?

    32) What do you call the offspring of a mule?

    33) What do you harvest when you plant "shade"?

    Each correct answer is worth 3 points. You get 1 point just for starting. Answers are below:

    1) 7
    2) 43, red and blue
    3) Fishin'
    4) University of Tennessee
    5) University of Georgia
    6) Hard peanuts
    7) 283
    8) French
    9) A redbug (small parasite)
    10) A sausage-like loaf made out of pig parts
    11) Panama City, FL
    12) Spanish moss
    13) Evinrude
    14) Mudfish
    15) Nothing. A steer has been castrated.
    16) Hank Williams
    17) Corn
    18) Paul Bryant
    19) Because of pollen
    20) "The Recipe"
    21) Helen
    22) WSM
    23) Vidalia, Georgia
    24) Calf roping
    25) Mandolin
    26) 5
    27) The same thing
    28) A wild grape
    29) Yes
    30) Because that's where the better cuts of meat are. Rich folks live high on the hog.
    31) Green
    32) Another trick animal-husbandry question. Mules are generally sterile.
    33) Tobacco
  2. valley


    Nov 16, 2002
    I got a 28...lol, not very fair to northern rednecks, is it! :)
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