Remember games like this when you were a kid?

[THoey]

With all the seriousness in the world right now, saw this and it kinda made me feel good to go back to child hood...

Use the THIRD letter of your FIRST name to determine your New first name:

a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = booger
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tulefel
u = dorky
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Now, use the SECOND letter of your LAST name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = diaper
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Finally, use the FOURTH letter of your LAST name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. Bill Clinton's name is Booger Liverchunks. And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day, adults laugh an average of 4 times a day.....

 

[THoey]

Loopy Bubblebrains, at your service...

 

[littlemar]

Loopy Gigglelips - kind of fits don't ya think.

 

[Gibble]

Cheeseball ChickenLips

 

[LANMaster]

Flunky Liverbrains

 

[Rhettman5.1]

Chim-Chim Chickensniffer at your service !(did ir wrong at first )

(THoey..trust me, someone will drag politics or religon into this thread, these guys are good )...Rhett

 

[$teve]

and all was quiet...until.... "CRUSTY DIAPERTUSH" entered the room.

 

[p51]

Snotty Diaperbutt reporting for duty!

 

[jimi]

not at all sure i like Pinky Rhinotush (shut up mulder)

 

[GreenIs]

Snotty Chicken-Face reporting for duty. How can I help you?

LOL that was fun.

 

[hewee]

Loopy Bubbletush is here.

 

[ChrisJ]

I'm looking for Loopy Diaperbutt... has anyone seen Loopy Diaperbutt?? Oh wait that's me.

 

[Davey7549]

Squeezit Diaperlips Depends!

Dave

 

[angelize56]

LoopyBubbleSniffer....I do not sniff bubbles...but I am loopy!

 

[RT]

Top 'O the Evenin' to ya,

I be Zippy Waffle-Tushie

(and I do not resemble that remark, unlike some of you! )