1. Computer problem? Tech Support Guy is completely free -- paid for by advertisers and donations. Click here to join today! If you're new to Tech Support Guy, we highly recommend that you visit our Guide for New Members.

school test answers

Discussion in 'Random Discussion' started by dvk01, Oct 1, 2003.

  1. dvk01

    dvk01 Moderator Malware Specialist Thread Starter

    Dec 14, 2002
    First Name:
    SAT Answers

    The following questions and answers were collected from SAT's (Scholastic Aptitude Test) given to 16-year-old students in Springdale, Arkansas in 2000!

    Q - Name the four seasons.
    A - Salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar.

    Q - Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
    A - Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removeslarge pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

    Q - How is dew formed?
    A - The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

    Q - What is a planet?
    A - A body of earth surrounded by sky.

    Q - What causes the tides in the oceans?
    A - The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

    Q - In a democratic society, how important are elections?
    A - Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.

    Q - What happens to your body as you age?
    A - When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

    Q - Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
    A - Premature death.

    Q - How can you delay milk turning sour?
    A - Keep it in the cow.

    Q - How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen.)
    A - The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O and U.

    Q - What is the Fibula?
    A - A small lie.

    Q - What does "varicose" mean?
    A - Nearby.

    Q - What is the most common form of birth control?
    A - Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.

    Q - Give the meaning of the term "Cesarean Section."
    A - The cesarean section is a district in Rome.

    Q - What is a seizure?
    A - A Roman emperor.

    Q - What is a terminal illness?
    A - When you are sick at the airport.

    Q - What does the word "benign" mean?
    A - Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
  2. dvk01

    dvk01 Moderator Malware Specialist Thread Starter

    Dec 14, 2002
    First Name:
    Mind you it could have come from any school in any of the English speaking countries especially some of the inner London Schools
  3. Moby


    Mar 18, 2002
    They have schools in London? :confused:
  4. dvk01

    dvk01 Moderator Malware Specialist Thread Starter

    Dec 14, 2002
    First Name:
    at times I have my doubts whether they are schools or what cos the kids don't learn anything useful except how to mug & steal or so it seems
  5. dvk01

    dvk01 Moderator Malware Specialist Thread Starter

    Dec 14, 2002
    First Name:
    I wonder what answers GW (dumbo) Bush would give to some of the questions.
  6. clskrk


    Aug 25, 2003
    Is it any wonder.....

    Odd Signs from England


    1. IN A LAUNDROMAT: Automatic washing machines. Please remove all
    your clothes when the light goes out.

    2. IN A LONDON DEPARTMENT STORE: Bargain Basement Upstairs

    3. IN AN OFFICE: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday
    please bring it back or further steps will be taken.

    4. IN ANOTHER OFFICE: After the tea break staff should empty the
    teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.

    5. ON A CHURCH DOOR:: This is the gate of Heaven. Enter ye all by this
    door. (This door is kept locked because of the draft. Please use
    side entrance)

    6. OUTSIDE A SECOND HAND SHOP: We exchange anything - bicycles, washing
    machines etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain.

    7. QUICKSAND WARNING: Quicksand. Any person passing this point will be
    drowned. By order of the District Council.

    8. NOTICE IN A DRY CLEANER'S WINDOW: Anyone leaving their garmentshere
    for more than 30 days will be disposed of.

    9. IN A HEALTH FOOD SHOP WINDOW: Closed due to illness.

    10. SPOTTED IN A SAFARI PARK: Elephants Please Stay In Your Car

    11. SEEN DURING A CONFERENCE: For anyone who has children and doesn't
    know it, there is a day care on the first floor.

    12. NOTICE IN A FIELD: The farmer allows walkers to cross the
    field for free, but the bull charges.

    13. MESSAGE ON A LEAFLET: If you cannot read, this leaflet will
    tell you how to get lessons.

    14. ON A REPAIR SHOP DOOR: We can repair anything (Please knock hard
    on the door - the bell doesn't work)

    15. SPOTTED IN A TOILET IN A LONDON OFFICE BLOCK: Toilet out of order.
    Please use floor below.
  7. Sponsor

As Seen On
As Seen On...

Welcome to Tech Support Guy!

Are you looking for the solution to your computer problem? Join our site today to ask your question. This site is completely free -- paid for by advertisers and donations.

If you're not already familiar with forums, watch our Welcome Guide to get started.

Join over 733,556 other people just like you!

Similar Threads - school test answers
  1. Dillond76

Short URL to this thread: https://techguy.org/168845

  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.
    Dismiss Notice