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Some Nice Insults!

Discussion in 'Random Discussion' started by angelize56, Oct 17, 2003.

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  1. angelize56

    angelize56 Always remembered in our hearts Thread Starter

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    1. Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
    2. Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?
    3. As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
    4. I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?
    5. At least there's one thing good about your body. It isn't as ugly as your face!
    6. Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing
    7. Careful now, don't let your brains go to your head!
    8. I like you. People say I've no taste, but I like you.
    9. Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
    10. If I had a face like yours. I'd sue my parents!
    11. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!
    12. Don't get insulted, but is your job devoted to spreading ignorance?
    13. Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!
    14. Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you?
    15. Don't think, it may sprain your brain!
    16. Fellows like you don't grow from trees; they swing from them.
    17. He has a mechanical mind. Too bad he forgot to wind it up this morning.
    18. He has a mind like a steel trap-always closed!
    19. You are a man of the world-and you know what sad shape the world is in.
    20. He is always lost in thought-it's unfamiliar territory.
    21. He is dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome.
    22. He is known as a miracle comic. if he's funny, it's a miracle!
    23. He is listed in Who's Who as What's That?
    24. He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
    25. He is so short, when it rains he is always the last one to know.
    26. He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
    27. How come you're here? I thought the zoo is closed at night!
    28. How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
    29. How much refund do you expect on your head now that it's empty.
    30. How would you like to feel the way you look?
    31. Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?
    32. I can't talk to you right now; tell me,where will you be in the next 10 years?
    33. I don't want you to turn the other cheek; it's just as ugly.
    34. I don't know who you are, but whatever you are, I'm sure everyone will agree with me.
    35. I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.
    36. I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?
    37. I can't seem to remember your name, and please don't help me!
    38. I don't even like the people you're trying to imitate, if you are at all.
    39. I know you were born silly, but why did you have a relapse?
    40. I know you're a self-made man. It's nice of you to take the blame!
    41. I know you're not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be!
    42. I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!
    43. Why are you so stupid today? Anyway, I think that's very typical of you.
     
  2. clskrk

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    Those are Great!!!! I know most of those people!!! :p :p

    44. Where did you go to school? I want to know who gives out degree's in a*****e !!
     
  3. oldie

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    Angel - is there such a thing as a "nice" insult [​IMG]

    Just ignore me and I will go away [​IMG] Oldie
     
  4. angelize56

    angelize56 Always remembered in our hearts Thread Starter

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    Curt: :)

    oldie: Well think of the insults that could be worse! :D I would never ignore you....that'd be a not so nice insult! :D
     
  5. moonmist

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    Top 16 things you wish you could say at the office

    1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of $hit
    2. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just dont give a f***.
    3. How about "never"? Is "never" good for you?
    4. I see you set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
    5. Ahhhh I see the f***ed up fairy has visited us again.
    6. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers
    7. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
    8. The fact that no one understands you doesnt mean you're an artist.
    9. Someday, we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
    10. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
    11. I dont know what your problem is, but I'll bet its hard to pronounce
    12. Any connection between your reality and mine, is purely coincidental.
    13. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
    14. I'm not rude. Your just insignificant.
    15. I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.
    16. Who me? I just wander from room to room.
     
  6. clskrk

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  7. KeithKman

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    I tried to see it your way, but I couldn't stick my head that far up my ***.


    :D
     
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    you remind me of my grandmas sh**
     
  9. Doc Holliday

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    Could do what they do in the South with a twist - His (or her's) brain is the size of a b-b on a four lane highway, bless his (or her's) heart.:)

    Just by saying the phrase "bless his (or her's) heart" lessens the blow of the insult (and injury).:)
     
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  11. lisaa7002

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    What about "You're such a Herge!"?
     
  12. KeithKman

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    WINNAR!

    ;)
     
  13. oldie

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    Vot ees dis Herge pleeeze [​IMG] do I oondastand much of dis - yes [​IMG]
     
  14. buddhafabio

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    uh oh another talking smack and fighting back thread :D
     
  15. lisaa7002

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    He doesn't appear to be here anymore or I wouldn't have been so mean! & you gotta admit He Wanted us to smack him around!!:D
     
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