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Something only a Canadian could Understand...

Discussion in 'Random Discussion' started by GreenIs, Jan 13, 2003.

  1. GreenIs

    GreenIs Thread Starter

    Feb 17, 2001
    > Subject: Would you agree
    > A man has spent many days crossing the desert without water.
    > His camel dies of thirst. He's crawling through the sands,
    > certain that he has breathed his last, when all of a sudden he
    > sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him.
    > He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers
    > what looks to be an old brief case. He opens it and out pops a
    > genie.
    > But this is no ordinary genie. He is wearing a Revenue Canada ID
    > badge and ull gray suit. There's a calculator in his pocket. He has
    > a pencil
    > tucked behind one ear.
    > "Well, kid," says the genie. "You know how it works. You have
    > three wishes."
    > "I'm not falling for this." Says the man. "I'm not going to trust
    > an Revenue Canada Auditor."
    > "What do you have to lose! ? You've got no transportation,
    > and it looks like you're a goner anyway!"
    > The man thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the
    > genie is right. "OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plentiful
    > food and drink."
    > ***POOF***
    > The man finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen.
    > And he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.
    > "OK, kid, what's your second wish."
    > "My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest dreams."
    > ***POOF***
    > The man finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with
    > rare gold coins and precious gems.
    > "OK, kid, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!"
    > After thinking for a few minutes, the man says "I wish that no
    > matter where I go beautiful women will want and need me."
    > ***POOF***
    > He is turned into a tampon.
    > The moral of the story: If the government offers you anything,
    > there's going to be a string attached.
  2. hewee


    Oct 26, 2001
  3. Endemix

    Endemix Guest

    It's funny cause it's true..
  4. Gibble


    Oct 9, 2001
    I can't stop laughing, people at work are looking at my funny...more than usual
  5. eggplant43

    eggplant43 A True Heart and Soul - Gone But Never Forgotten

    Mar 10, 2001
    Well you did it this time:D :D :D
  6. GreenIs

    GreenIs Thread Starter

    Feb 17, 2001
    And to think this is going around a government office today... My mum works for the gov and this is what she sent me. IT IS funny! I'm glad you guys like.
  7. bassetman

    bassetman Moderator (deceased) - Gone but never forgotten

    Jun 7, 2001
    I thought it was funny and I am from the USA! :D
  8. Stoner

    Stoner Banned

    Oct 26, 2002
    I was greatly amused!!!!!
  9. columbo


    Sep 10, 2001
    A more truthful analogy has never been made.....

    Anyone that's had to live and suffer under our Liberal government can attest to this.....

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