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fenwayrocks

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The oldest person I know is one of my patients. He'll be 103 on January 19th. Look for him on Willard Scott this week...

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My wife's aunt will be 100 in August 2002. Although she is in a assisted care center, she is still very sharp of mind. Knows everything that happened years ago.
 
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The oldest person I knew was when I was nursing in the Burn Unit. She was also 103 and she got into a tub of hot water and needed hospitalization. She called me her ray of sunshine and told me the secret to a good marriage (she outlived three) was her last one - no kids and he took her out. I found her to be a stitch and she was a sweetheart. :)
 
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"Ensign Swenson" soon to be 101, i can't even remember exactly when - the minds a terrible think to lose;) , starts off every story with "now stop me if i've told you this before" of course no one ever does, even though we've heard them all before. He's a pretty happy fellow as i type this since he got his driving privileges back - assisted living folks said "your to old to drive" BS he needs to hit his trap line for a few martinis now & then; i truly believe it keeps him going.

this guy had the best bar trick i've ever seen - could balance a 1/2 full martini at a 45 degree angle on a nickle, loses something in the translation but it was something to see.
 
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All of Mulder's Law Partners .... he was voted in as partner by reason of senilility ..... they are all deaf & blind as well ...... Mulder is the only partner there born after 1900;)
 
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Originally posted by fenwayrocks
The oldest person I know is one of my patients. He'll be 103 on January 19th. Look for him on Willard Scott this week...

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Fenway: Tell your patient to shave the moustache, it'll make him look younger. By the way, like your hat. ;) ;)

Also been meaning to tell you that you've got it all wrong. This is the place you need to be worshipping:

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As to your first point, LOL.
As to your second point, I'd much rather contract GENITAL WARTS.

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Thanks, I will. We're having a party for him today at the VA hosp. where he lives. This guy was in 3 wars! WW1, WW2 and Korea!
 
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Fenway, that guy was alive when the Sox won their last World Series. Hope he makes it to the next one!
 

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