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Two Tough Questions

Discussion in 'Random Discussion' started by PaveFE, Sep 18, 2003.

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  1. PaveFE

    PaveFE Thread Starter

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    Got this in an email.....pretty interesting:

    Question 1:

    If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

    Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one.

    Question 2:

    It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates.

    Candidate A - Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

    Candidate B - He was kicked ou t of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

    Candidate C - He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

    Which of these candidates would be your Choice?


    Candidate A: is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
    Candidate B: is Winston Churchill.
    Candidate C: is Adolph Hitler.

    And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven.

    Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone.

    Never be afraid to try something new.

    Remember:

    Amateurs built the Ark
    Professionals built the Titanic
    and in case you never saw this one......

    Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

    * 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
    * 7 have been arrested for fraud
    * 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
    * 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
    * 3 have done time for assault
    * 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
    * 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
    * 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
    * 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
    * 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year

    Can you guess which organization this is?


    It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line and still manage to give themselves a raise every year.
     
  2. GhettoBuddhist

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    wow that was deep
     
  3. KeithKman

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    Damn thats crazy.
     
  4. clskrk

    clskrk

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    I got the same one some time back, gives you a lot to think about
     
  5. rmay635703

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    I could have told you about congress.

    Thats why it burns my *** when I see any political ad talking about how moral, how good a christian, etc the politician is.

    My feeling is if you have to say you are moral, you are either amoral or immoral. A moral person would not need to make mention of it.

    As to the abortion question I would say that the woman should have had her tubes tied after kid #3.

    Cheers
     
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