1. Computer problem? Tech Support Guy is completely free -- paid for by advertisers and donations. Click here to join today! If you're new to Tech Support Guy, we highly recommend that you visit our Guide for New Members.

un-answered questions

Discussion in 'Random Discussion' started by $teve, Jan 22, 2003.

Advertisement
  1. $teve

    $teve Thread Starter

    Joined:
    Oct 9, 2001
    Messages:
    9,396
    Can anyone answer them?

    1. Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?

    2. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the
    core of the earth?

    3. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

    4. Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your bum?

    5. Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is
    stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'?

    6. If you mated a bulldog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullsh*t?

    7. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

    8. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

    9. Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for
    centuries' have a 'use by' date?

    10. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
    horrible
    crisp no one would eat?

    11. Is French kissing in France just called kissing?

    12. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll
    squeeze
    these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'?

    13. What do people in China call their good plates?

    14. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a
    coconut,
    why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

    15. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't
    point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

    16. Why does goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're
    both dogs!

    17. What do you call male ballerinas?

    18. Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??

    19. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme cr*p, why
    didn't he just buy dinner?

    20. Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?

    21. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

    22. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
    vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

    23. If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him,
    is
    he still wrong?

    24. Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion
    stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet
    paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?

    25. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

    26. Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but
    call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your bum?

    27. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
    you but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
     
  2. Linkmaster

    Linkmaster

    Joined:
    Aug 11, 2001
    Messages:
    2,872
    Why are things that are delivered by ship called "Cargo" and things delivered by truck called "Shipments" ?
     
  3. monted

    monted

    Joined:
    Jun 22, 2002
    Messages:
    860
    Why doesn't Bluto eat some spinach and beat the hell out of Popeye every now and then?
     
  4. Lurker1

    Lurker1

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2001
    Messages:
    3,992
    Hi monted

    It's because no one likes the taste of spinach!!!!!!!
    Actually in one cartoon Popeye forces Bluto to eat the spinach and is beaten up. Of course in this cartoon Olive is a nurse and takes care of popeye at the end. (Which is what he wanted.) Trivia is fun isn't it?
     
  5. ~Candy~

    ~Candy~ Retired Administrator

    Joined:
    Jan 27, 2001
    Messages:
    103,706

    Of course :rolleyes:
     
  6. plschwartz

    plschwartz

    Joined:
    Nov 15, 2000
    Messages:
    11,451
    1. Time flies? How do you catch them?
    2. Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
     
  7. monted

    monted

    Joined:
    Jun 22, 2002
    Messages:
    860
    lol,I missed that one Lurker1.
     
  8. RT

    RT

    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2000
    Messages:
    11,121
    What was the guy that ate the first oyster thinking?

    (whatever it was I'm he did it!)
     
  9. Sponsor

As Seen On
As Seen On...

Welcome to Tech Support Guy!

Are you looking for the solution to your computer problem? Join our site today to ask your question. This site is completely free -- paid for by advertisers and donations.

If you're not already familiar with forums, watch our Welcome Guide to get started.

Join over 733,556 other people just like you!

Short URL to this thread: https://techguy.org/114658

  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.
    Dismiss Notice