un-answered questions


Thread Starter
Oct 9, 2001
Can anyone answer them?

1. Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?

2. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the
core of the earth?

3. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

4. Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your bum?

5. Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is
stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'?

6. If you mated a bulldog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullsh*t?

7. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

8. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

9. Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for
centuries' have a 'use by' date?

10. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
crisp no one would eat?

11. Is French kissing in France just called kissing?

12. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll
these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'?

13. What do people in China call their good plates?

14. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a
why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

15. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't
point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

16. Why does goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're
both dogs!

17. What do you call male ballerinas?

18. Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??

19. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme cr*p, why
didn't he just buy dinner?

20. Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?

21. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

22. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

23. If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him,
he still wrong?

24. Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion
stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet
paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?

25. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

26. Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but
call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your bum?

27. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
you but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Aug 11, 2001
Why are things that are delivered by ship called "Cargo" and things delivered by truck called "Shipments" ?
Jun 22, 2002
Why doesn't Bluto eat some spinach and beat the hell out of Popeye every now and then?
Jan 30, 2001
Hi monted

It's because no one likes the taste of spinach!!!!!!!
Actually in one cartoon Popeye forces Bluto to eat the spinach and is beaten up. Of course in this cartoon Olive is a nurse and takes care of popeye at the end. (Which is what he wanted.) Trivia is fun isn't it?


Retired Administrator
Jan 27, 2001
Originally posted by $teve:

23. If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him,
he still wrong?

Of course :rolleyes:
Nov 15, 2000
1. Time flies? How do you catch them?
2. Why does your nose run and your feet smell?


Aug 20, 2000
What was the guy that ate the first oyster thinking?

(whatever it was I'm he did it!)

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