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Untelligence Test

Discussion in 'Random Discussion' started by gotrootdude, Sep 23, 2003.

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  1. gotrootdude

    gotrootdude Thread Starter

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    http://test3.thespark.com/untest/


    Ah... so you want to know more about yourself. That's what these tests are all about, right?

    The un-telligence test is not a measure of intelligence, so don't let the name mislead you. Instead, "un-telligence" is a measure of your ability to reason in tough situations. The higher your un-telligence, the better you are at surviving.
     
  2. Gibble

    Gibble

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    The Test Results Are In! "You kick ***."

    You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:
    81% Un-telligent!

    which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%



    Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:

    "The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

    "Finally, the subject displayed a insane and twisted (rather brilliant) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

    Final Score: 81% Un-telligent
     
  3. ashes@work

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    84% Un-telligent!
    which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%



    Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:

    "The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

    "Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.

    "Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

    Final Score: 84% Un-telligent
     
  4. sweets1981

    sweets1981

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    The Test Results Are In! "You are a smooth chick."




    You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:

    83% Un-telligent!
    which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%



    Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful and sly woman:

    "The subject shows an above average level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

    "Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; she just isn't tough enough, sir, and she avoids any solution that involves violence.

    "The subject is brave, however,and shows real strength in that department.Courageousness is a large part of un-telligence.

    "In addition, the subject exhibits brave tendencies, and that does a lotfor her score.

    "Finally, the subject displayed a pathetic and useless (seriously bad) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

    Final Score: 83% Un-telligent
     
  5. gotrootdude

    gotrootdude Thread Starter

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    76% Un-telligent!
    which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%



    Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:

    "Interesting. While the subject shows an above average level of intelligence, his sense of observation is somewhat below average. We attribute this to the egotistical nature of the subject. Actually, rats behave in the same manner, but he's smarter than any animal.

    "Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.
     
  6. websurfer

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    The Test Results Are In! "You kick ***."




    You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:

    85% Un-telligent!
    which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%



    Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:

    "The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

    "In addition, the subject exhibits brave tendencies, and that does a lotfor his score.

    "Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

    Final Score: 85% Un-telligent
     
  7. clskrk

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    Ash, why do all the refferences in your score refer to "he." "his," etc.?
     
  8. websurfer

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  9. Ratboy

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    The Test Results Are In!

    "You kick @$$."

    You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:

    87% Un-telligent!
    which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%

    Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:

    "The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

    "Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.

    "Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

    Final Score: 87% Un-telligent

    I guess I should have taken a wrench to the guy that mugged me and took my pants.
     
  10. Fyzbo

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    Did I do something wrong. It says I got 100% and claims I can get away with anything.

    Oh and I have a barbaric self confidence!
     
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