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Valentines Date Tips

Discussion in 'Random Discussion' started by jakoval, Feb 14, 2003.

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  1. jakoval

    jakoval Thread Starter

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    10 Things NOT To Do On Your Valentine's Date

    1. Ask your date how much money he brought with him.

    2. Give your date $20 and tell her to buy her own flowers.

    3. Tell your date about the perfect present you almost bought.

    4. Instead of flowers or a card, proudly present your date with a useful household appliance, such as a handheld vacuum.

    5. Recite your entire dating history - be sure to include every detail!

    6. Pull out a harmonica and play blues songs when your date begins talking about herself.

    7. When ordering your meal, inquire whether the restaurant has any live food.

    8. Insist that your waiter takes a bite of everything on your plate, just to make sure no one poisoned it.

    9. Request a doggie bag and tell your date you need to save some food for your pet ferret.

    10. Lick your plate. Offer to lick your date's plate, too.
     
  2. hewee

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    But you can lick you date. :D :D :D
     
  3. angelize56

    angelize56 Always remembered in our hearts

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    Hewee I'm shocked! :D My my you belong in the flirt thread!! :)


    Just kidding...I know you meant that as sweet and innocent as you are! :)
     
  4. hewee

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    He hee you got that right Angel :D
     
  5. anlore2001

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    Does that go along asking if she is for dessert??? :eek: ;) :D

    EDIT: oops, see spelling correction below :D:D:D
     
  6. sweets1981

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    lol
    :D
    *shakes head*
     
  7. hewee

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    I will never tell :rolleyes:
     
  8. angelize56

    angelize56 Always remembered in our hearts

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    Drew:

    desert: Like the Mojave.

    dessert: Like what you're talking about.

    Spelling lesson over! Continue! :)

    Hewee: Don't get drawn into such decadence! :D Take care! Your Valentine Angel for 10 more minutes my time. :)
     
  9. anlore2001

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    :D :D :D
     
  10. hewee

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    Is my time up Angel? :(

    Thanks for a great day Angel.
     
  11. angelize56

    angelize56 Always remembered in our hearts

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    Well no Hewee! You still got 3 hours your time! And you're welcome! It has been fun! angel :)
     
  12. hewee

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    Hey great I get more time. :D

    I did have fun and tears today but I let the fun win today so it turned out good. ;) :) :D
     
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