1. Computer problem? Tech Support Guy is completely free -- paid for by advertisers and donations. Click here to join today! If you're new to Tech Support Guy, we highly recommend that you visit our Guide for New Members.

Vegetarian..to be,or not to be?

Discussion in 'Random Discussion' started by $teve, Apr 6, 2004.

Advertisement
  1. $teve

    $teve Thread Starter

    Joined:
    Oct 9, 2001
    Messages:
    9,396
    Ive been one all my life after all :rolleyes:

    Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?

    A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it...don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster.Want
    to live longer? Take a nap.

    Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?

    A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your
    recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.

    Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?

    A: Well, if you have a body, and you have body fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.

    Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?

    A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good.

    Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?

    A: You're not listening. Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?

    Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?

    A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.

    Q: Is chocolate bad for me?

    A: Are you crazy? HELLO ...... Cocoa beans ...another vegetable!!! It's the best feel good food around!

    Q: Is swimming good for your figure?

    A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.

    Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?

    A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!


    Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets. Now go have a biscuit...flour is a veggie!

    :eek: :D :rolleyes: :eek: (y)
     
  2. barfly

    barfly

    Joined:
    Mar 26, 2003
    Messages:
    1,693
    Health advice to die for :D
     
  3. valley

    valley

    Joined:
    Nov 16, 2002
    Messages:
    19,134
    $teve, you're one sick puppy feeding the fantasies of chocoholics like me :D :p
     
  4. dannyboyfx

    dannyboyfx

    Joined:
    Nov 19, 2003
    Messages:
    1,074
    Dr. Phils new philosophy
     
  5. sleekluxury

    sleekluxury

    Joined:
    Oct 5, 2003
    Messages:
    3,752
    Lol...nice ones....

    i may actually use some of these :D (y)
     
  6. $teve

    $teve Thread Starter

    Joined:
    Oct 9, 2001
    Messages:
    9,396
    Val.............im just pointing out a good reason NOT to turn down the chance of choccy-feast:D
     
  7. valley

    valley

    Joined:
    Nov 16, 2002
    Messages:
    19,134
    hehehe, trust me, I never do! :D
     
  8. Trooper_fan

    Trooper_fan

    Joined:
    Nov 20, 2003
    Messages:
    800
    I'm gonna live a million years :D

    Been veggie / vegan for 8 almost 9 years now, never looked back (y)
     
  9. coderitr

    coderitr

    Joined:
    Oct 12, 2003
    Messages:
    3,015
    People
    Eating
    Tasty
    Animals
    :D
     
  10. Big-K

    Big-K

    Joined:
    Nov 22, 2003
    Messages:
    6,052
    At first i thought that was serious:D
     
  11. Sponsor

As Seen On
As Seen On...

Welcome to Tech Support Guy!

Are you looking for the solution to your computer problem? Join our site today to ask your question. This site is completely free -- paid for by advertisers and donations.

If you're not already familiar with forums, watch our Welcome Guide to get started.

Join over 733,556 other people just like you!

Short URL to this thread: https://techguy.org/217710

  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.
    Dismiss Notice