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Warning: -- Windows 2000 Arkansaw Edition

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  1. hewee

    hewee Thread Starter

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    WINDOWS 2000 ARKANSAW EDITION
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    Dear Consumers:

    It has come to our attention that a few copies of the WINDOWS 2000
    ARKANSAW EDITION may have accidentally been shipped outside of the STATE of ARKANSAW.

    If you have one of these, you may need help understanding
    the commands. The ARKANSAW EDITION may be recognized by the unique
    opening screen. It reads: WINDERS 2000, with a background picture of Willie
    Nelson superimposed on a bottle of Jack Daniels.

    Please also note:

    The Recycle Bin is labeled "Outhouse"
    My Computer is called "This Dern Contraption"
    Dial Up Networking is called "Good Ol' Boys"
    Control Panel is known as "The Dashboard"
    Hard Drive is referred to as "4-Wheel Drive"
    Floppies are "Them little ol' plastic thangs"
    Instead of an error message, "Duct Tape" pops up

    CHANGES IN TERMINOLOGY IN ARKANSAW EDITION:
    Cancel............stopdat
    Reset.............try'er agin
    Yes...............yep
    No................nope
    Find..............hunt fer it
    Go to.............over yonder
    Back..............back yonder
    Help..............hep me out here
    Stop..............kwitit (WHOA!)
    Start.............crank'er up
    Settings..........settins
    Programs......... stuff at duz stuff
    Documents....... .stuff ah done did

    Also note that the ARKANSAW EDITION does not recognize capital letters
    or punctuation marks. Some programs that are exclusive to WINDERS 2000:

    Tiperiter.....................a word processing program
    Colerin' Book.................a graphics program
    Cyferin' Mersheen.............calculator
    Outhouse Paper................notepad
    Inner-net.....................Microsoft explorer 5.0
    Pitchers......................a graphics viewer

    We regret any inconvenience it may have caused. If you received a copy
    of the ARKANSAW EDITION, you may return it to Microsoft for a replacement
    version.


    I hope this helps all y'all!

    Billy Bob Gates
     
  2. Jonesiegirl

    Jonesiegirl Guest

    ROFLMAO!!!!! Ohhhhhhhhhh hewee, that is just priceless!! :D
     
  3. hewee

    hewee Thread Starter

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    He hee I got from my sister yesterday. :p

    Your close by there so keep you eye out for a copy ok. ;)

    Hey why ya hiding from us Good Ol' Boys :)

    he ha wee :p :p :p
     
  4. Jonesiegirl

    Jonesiegirl Guest

    hewee... not hidin' you silly guy... just want to emulate the angel girl is all ... :D
     
  5. bassetman

    bassetman Moderator (deceased) - Gone but never forgotten

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    LMAO!

    Totally politically incorrect, but that will make Mulder happy! ;)

    John
     
  6. maxximilian

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    ROFL......that alone was enough to crack me up.... :D
     
  7. hewee

    hewee Thread Starter

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    So that is you I keep hearing laughing. :D :D :D
     
  8. Tuppence2

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    That was a real laugh, hewee. Where did your sister find it, on line somewhere?

    :D :cool:
     
  9. joe2cool

    joe2cool

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    Nice one Hewee!! ;)

    :cool:
     
  10. n2gun

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    Hewee
    Good one.

    If you run across a copy send it to Hillary. She may be able to make good use of it.
    :D :D :D
     
  11. hewee

    hewee Thread Starter

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    My little brother got it from someone and emailed it to my sister.

    Hey I bet Hillary has a copy. :)
     
  12. LANMaster

    LANMaster Banned

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    ROTF Funny as heck!

    Did you know the toothbrush was invented in Arkansas?

    If it had been invented elsewhere, it would have been called a teethbrush!
    :D
     
  13. hewee

    hewee Thread Starter

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    He hee so do you have your copy of WINDERS 2000? :D
     
  14. LANMaster

    LANMaster Banned

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    Well, by God, you know it. Shoot-Howdy.
     
  15. Tuppence2

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    I sure has gotten my copy o' that ther Winders, but I'sa been havin a mite trouble a getten those dang blinds down so as ter see if it be loadin kerrectly!

    :D :cool:
     
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