Warning: -- Windows 2000 Arkansaw Edition

hewee

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WINDOWS 2000 ARKANSAW EDITION
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Dear Consumers:

It has come to our attention that a few copies of the WINDOWS 2000
ARKANSAW EDITION may have accidentally been shipped outside of the STATE of ARKANSAW.

If you have one of these, you may need help understanding
the commands. The ARKANSAW EDITION may be recognized by the unique
opening screen. It reads: WINDERS 2000, with a background picture of Willie
Nelson superimposed on a bottle of Jack Daniels.

Please also note:

The Recycle Bin is labeled "Outhouse"
My Computer is called "This Dern Contraption"
Dial Up Networking is called "Good Ol' Boys"
Control Panel is known as "The Dashboard"
Hard Drive is referred to as "4-Wheel Drive"
Floppies are "Them little ol' plastic thangs"
Instead of an error message, "Duct Tape" pops up

CHANGES IN TERMINOLOGY IN ARKANSAW EDITION:
Cancel............stopdat
Reset.............try'er agin
Yes...............yep
No................nope
Find..............hunt fer it
Go to.............over yonder
Back..............back yonder
Help..............hep me out here
Stop..............kwitit (WHOA!)
Start.............crank'er up
Settings..........settins
Programs......... stuff at duz stuff
Documents....... .stuff ah done did

Also note that the ARKANSAW EDITION does not recognize capital letters
or punctuation marks. Some programs that are exclusive to WINDERS 2000:

Tiperiter.....................a word processing program
Colerin' Book.................a graphics program
Cyferin' Mersheen.............calculator
Outhouse Paper................notepad
Inner-net.....................Microsoft explorer 5.0
Pitchers......................a graphics viewer

We regret any inconvenience it may have caused. If you received a copy
of the ARKANSAW EDITION, you may return it to Microsoft for a replacement
version.


I hope this helps all y'all!

Billy Bob Gates
 

hewee

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He hee I got from my sister yesterday. :p

Your close by there so keep you eye out for a copy ok. ;)

Hey why ya hiding from us Good Ol' Boys :)

he ha wee :p :p :p
 
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Jonesiegirl

hewee... not hidin' you silly guy... just want to emulate the angel girl is all ... :D
 

bassetman

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LMAO!

Totally politically incorrect, but that will make Mulder happy! ;)

John
 
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maxximilian

It reads: WINDERS 2000, with a background picture of Willie Nelson superimposed on a bottle of Jack Daniels.
ROFL......that alone was enough to crack me up.... :D
 

hewee

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Originally posted by Jonesiegirl:
hewee... not hidin' you silly guy... just want to emulate the angel girl is all ... :D
So that is you I keep hearing laughing. :D :D :D
 
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Tuppence2

That was a real laugh, hewee. Where did your sister find it, on line somewhere?

:D :cool:
 
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Hewee
Good one.

If you run across a copy send it to Hillary. She may be able to make good use of it.
:D :D :D
 

hewee

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My little brother got it from someone and emailed it to my sister.

Hey I bet Hillary has a copy. :)
 

LANMaster

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ROTF Funny as heck!

Did you know the toothbrush was invented in Arkansas?

If it had been invented elsewhere, it would have been called a teethbrush!
:D
 
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Tuppence2

I sure has gotten my copy o' that ther Winders, but I'sa been havin a mite trouble a getten those dang blinds down so as ter see if it be loadin kerrectly!

:D :cool:
 

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